I know Valentine’s Day just passed, but this was too good to pass up. Hopefully you sent your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, friend with benefit, or maybe just the person you want to fuck, something a little funny for the holiday? Forget those romantic soul spilling cards and send them an email with a gem like ‘Let Me Get A Pizza Dat Ass‘ with a picture of a slice on it. 😉 
Or perhaps you’re crush is a Taylor Swift fan. How about one that says ‘Be Mine for like Two Weeks’ that includes a photo of the pop star right on it, looking sexy as hell! One of our favorite’s of course is the e-card that has a picture of a beaver on it and it says ‘R U a Beaver, Cuz DAM!’
Check out all the funny cards right here.
@NiteFlirt