Okay, so you’ve heard of lip plumping, botox, and the famous anal bleaching, but have you heard of “ball ironing”? Oh yes, you read that right! Apparently in 2008 George Clooney had an interview with Esquire, Clooney stated he had never had any eye work done but he went on to say,
“I did get my balls done…I got them unwrinkled. It’s the new thing in Hollywood—ball ironing.” One would think that Clooney was just joshin’ the Esquire interviewer but turns out tightening and toning the testes is a real thing. Talk about ironing out the fine details, this is nuts! A Santa Monica spa offers the procedure, which is titled as a “male laser lift”. The process involves, “Using the Pixel laser this procedure evens out skin tone, removes discoloration from ingrown hairs, removes skin tags and provides overall tightening to the external skin. You know where…”
If you want to look hawt in the sack, or shall I say have a hawt sack you’ll need to drop $575 on the treatment. I don’t know guys, this little operation sounds a bit hairy!
I would like to see before and after pictures.