This story did have me chuckling, but a little bit of sympathy did slip in as well. According to the Huffington Post, 74-year-old Philip Milne decided to rub one out on a bus heading to Bedford, England. The seasoned gent told Bedford Magistrates Court that he was having some problems with his briefs so he unzipped, and took care of his problem down South. Seems simple enough right?
This is where the story takes a hairy turn, Milne put a dollop of shampoo on his junk in hopes to fix the discomfort! Unfortunately a mother and son had first row seats for the spanking show. Prosecutor Camille Gifford wasn’t buying the whole irritated bologna pony story.
“He said he wasn’t masturbating and resented everyone else on the bus for ganging up on him,” Gifford said. “He had his zip undone on his trousers and was rubbing his penis and his testicles. In essence the defendant was masturbating while on the bus.” Let’s call a spade a spade if this dude was 35 I would of said it was creepy but since he’s elderly I feel a little bad for him, but on the other hand he’s definitely old enough to know better!
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