I’m sure you’ve all heard that the government was “shutdown”, well unless you’re living under a rock. It’s definitely a sad state of affairs to say the least. Fortunately my frown has been turned upside down because, according to Jezebel, the vibrator site Vibrators.com is offering free vibrators to federal employees. I wonder if there is a size and speed selection, or if it’s one size fits all?!
So let me get this straight; the government plays hooky and they get rewarded with free tools for orgasms?! What the F!?
So here’s the gist, Vibrators.com is giving away 200 free vibrators a day to federal employees getting screwed by the shutdown. Wowza, I guess it only makes sense, these furloughed employees will have more free time for extracurricular activities and it’s a fantastic way for Vibrators.com to market themselves during this crisis.
Vibrators.com asks the question:
“Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential? Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?”
If you’re “lucky” enough to meet these qualifications, then giddy up and get your free vibe from Vibrators.com. This is a freebee that NO one should pass up!
I think it’s only appropriate we listen to some Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch now, in honor:
@NiteFlirt