NEWS: This is total HOGWASH!

Bacon is instrumental in Sunday Brunch, it’s the main character in the BLT, and it’s a supportive role in a loaded baked potato. I think all pork lovers will agree that it’s a delectable treat and can go with plenty of dishes, however I’m not sure how the masses will feel about bacon flavored mouthwash? I was flabbergasted when I read that Proctor & Gamble have added Bacon Scope to their mouthwash product line. You might have to see it to believe it

At first I was sure this was a spoof or perhaps an early April fool’s but it’s looking like it’s the real deal. I checked out Scope’s website and here is a portion of their FAQ section:

Does Scope Bacon make my breath smell like bacon? No. Scope Bacon just tastes like bacon while you swish, but leaves your breath smelling minty fresh 5 times longer than brushing alone.

Is Scope Bacon a sufficient replacement for my breakfast?
 No. Scope Bacon contains zero nutritional value and does not serve as an acceptable substitute for food.

Should I use Scope Bacon before or after breakfast?
 We recommend using Scope Bacon after breakfast.

I will admit that I enjoy a tasty bacon burp but I’m not sure how I feel about liquid bacon…I guess it’s worth a try! A Yummy bacon kiss, now that is a new way to pork someone!

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