I have no effin’ clue how I missed this one: Another couple decides to fornicate in public, this time in a public park near a baseball field in Naylors Run Park in Upper Darby, PA. Jennifer Harvey and Richard McBride were arrested by 25 cops on bicycles, the tribe of Po-Pos stumbled upon Harvey bent over a park bench whilst McBride bumped her ugly. Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood eloquently described the scene, 
“There they are, on the first base line. There’s a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankles, banging away.”
I think it would be appropriate for a pig to use the word porking instead of banging. Just joking!
The part of this story that I find odd is that 25 cops were frolicking around on bikes together; apparently they were involved in a bicycle school. They were the only souls around to witness the park bench pounding. Harvey and McBride were arrested and charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct according to the Huff Post.
I can understand the thrill of doing the deed in public but is it really worth getting arrested and charged? Probably! Ha!
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