Leave it to science to tell us things we already know, right? Is it shocking to anyone to find out that women with big butts are healthier AND smarter than the owner of a normal booty?! Well it’s true, and the University of Oxford has the research to prove it.
It turns out that women with a larger amount of fat accumulated on their back side have shown lower levels of cholesterol and glucose in their blood. In addition to all of that greatness, if you have a big butt, you are likely to have an excess amount of Omega 3 fats, which increases brain development.
Now, don’t try to fake it with butt injections and plastic surgery. This is an au-natural, lucky of the draw kind of situation. If you were blessed with a donkey booty, be thankful!
@NiteFlirt
So are your saying that instead of starting his song with “Oh my God, Becky! Look at her butt!” Sir Mix A Lot could have quite easily began with “Oh My God, Becky! Look at her cerebral cortex!” ? *Baby Got Brains
Little in the middle, but she got much brains! 😉 Ode to either Sir Mix A Lot or zombies everywhere…