11 Cringe-Worthy Dirty Talk 

Posted on September 2, 2016 by NiteFlirt

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9We’ve all probably been in a situation where someone we’re having sex with has said something less than sexy in bed. And while sex definitely does make you say some weird stuff, these real confessions about cringe-worthy dirty talk will have you, well, cringing with empathy. Here are 11 of the weirdest things people have said during sex.

  1. “You have the softest pubic hair I have ever felt.”
    Um, thanks?
  2. “I was giving him a blowjob and right before he finished, he said ‘God it’s like you took your teeth out.’”
    There’s a fetish for everything…
  3. “I’m marinating in your juices.”
    Kinda like a piece of steak?
  4. “Just as we get into it, he leans in and whispers, ‘Is this your first time?’ It definitely wasn’t. It was our second time that week.”
    Maybe he has amnesia? That or an amnesia (or virgin!) fetish.
  5. “I’m not sure if he was trying to say ‘I love you’ or ‘OH GOD’…but he ended up yelling ‘I LOVE YOU GOD!’ when he came. The best part was hearing my roommate hysterically laughing on the other side of the wall.”
    Praise the lord, that’s some good lovin’!
  6. “He took out his junk and tapped it against my pubic bone and said ‘knock knock…’”
    We suppose the appropriate response here is, “Cum in!”
  7. “I can’t wait to show this to the next girl.”
    A very apt pupil.
  8. My ex boyfriend looked at me midway through a solid makeout sesh and said ‘I can’t wait to insert my appendages into your orifices.’”
    Sexy and romantic!
  9. “Your vagina is like the Rainforest Cafe.”
    So, it’s shady and offers over-priced sandwiches?
  10. “My boyfriend and I were having sex, he said ‘Oh, your pH is so good.’ The next day I asked him about it and he answered, ‘Ohhh! I was pretending my dick was a pH tester and I was dipping in and getting the sample.’”
    Uh huh….
  11. “Sex is like a warm grilled cheese.”
    Gooey and delicious!

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Check out more cringe-worthy things people have said during sex here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/abigailmcintosh/cringiest-things-people-have-said-in-bed?utm_term=.guX1BY7XeL#.bd07620K5e

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The Receiver Of Your Sexts May Be Sharing Them With Friends, Study Finds 

Posted on September 1, 2016 by NiteFlirt

10817159986_3b12084857_zIf you think that nude pic you sent is for the receiver’s eyes only, guess again. A new study out of Indiana University finds that a shocking number of people share your supposed “private” sexts with their friends. According to the study, 23 percent, or 1 in 4, of those who received naked pictures shared them with more than three friends.

Sexting, which happens mostly between couples in relationships as a way to flirt, thankfully often leads to positive outcomes (i.e., getting laid). But for others, as the study points out, “it may lead to negative outcomes such as lowered self-esteem or damage to reputation.” The study hopes to get more people to consider what happens when our privacy is violated because of sexting. Like the study’s author says, “As sexting becomes more common and normative, we’re seeing a contemporary struggle as men and women attempt to reconcile digital eroticism with real-world consequences.”

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Check out more about the new study that shows your nude pics may be shared with the receiver’s friends here:https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/08/10/the-guys-you-are-sending-nude-pics-to-are-sharing-them-with-friends-study-finds/

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The World’s First 3-D Printed Clitoris 

Posted on August 31, 2016 by NiteFlirt

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The first 3D printed clitoris is premiering in France in hopes of educating the masses about this important and oft ignored part of female anatomy. The model is currently being exhibited at Fab Lab at the Cité des Sciences et de l’Industrie in Paris, but the creator wants it to be distributed around schools in France to improve sex ed. Because, as the creator says, it’s time to switch from male-centered sex ed (trying to put a condom on a banana, anyone?) to education about female pleasure.

“The representations of sexuality are mostly centered on the male sexual organs,” she told Vice. “Practices that do not include an erect penis are not seen as ‘real’ sex… Whether a woman is excited or not or whether she has an orgasm or not plays no role in fertilization—which apparently means it can be royally ignored.” And this tendency to focus on the male’s pleasure is what has led to the sad, unjust phenomenon known as the orgasm gap. The creator hopes this 3D printed clit will teach men and women that there’s nothing mysterious about a clit that works pretty similarly to a dick—which should never be ignored! Cheers to a far less disappointing sexual future for women!

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Check out the world’s first 3D printed clitoris: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/3d-printed-clitoris/

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4 Health Benefits Of Swallowing 

Posted on August 30, 2016 by NiteFlirt

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_oralsexYou’ve heard that blueberries, quinoa, and kale are superfoods, but we bet you never knew that this creamy treat was one: sperm! According to science, swallowing cum has many health benefits. As Gayety put it, “semen is one of Mother Nature’s best kept beauty secrets.” Here’s why:

  1. It supports muscle growth
    If you’re using protein powder at the gym to help you bulk up, you might want to switch to jizz instead. “One teaspoon of semen contains over 200 proteins and several vitamins and minerals, including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, B12, and zinc,” reports Gayety. These combinations are perfect for muscle growth.
  2. It’s basically happy juice
    Semen is not only nutritious but also contains compounds such as cortisol, estrone, oxytocin, thyrotropin-releasing hormone, prolactin, and serotonin. AKA, happy juice!
  3. It will help you sleep
    Melatonin is a natural chemical that promotes sleep, and—surprise!—semen is chalk full of it!
  4. It decreases blood pressure
    “Studies have shown that swallowing man juice occasionally can lower your blood pressure, which has long-term effects relating to heart health, cholesterol, and overall life span.” Thanks, cum!

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Check out more about the health benefits of swallowing: https://gayety.co/health/5-health-benefits-of-swallowing-you-should-know/2

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Your ‘Smart’ Sex Toy Is Vulnerable To Hackers

Posted on August 29, 2016 by NiteFlirt

Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 2.52.11 PMIt seems everything is “smart” these days: cars, fitness, and yes, even sex toys. But a Def Con hacking conference recently proved that no smart technology is immune from hackers—even your dildo. Two hackers demonstrated using a We Vibe 4 Plus, a Bluetooth-enabled couple’s vibrator, just how easy it is for others to collect data about you via your smart sex toy. And you won’t believe what manufacturers can find out about you when you get off.

They can track everything from how high of an intensity you like to the temperature of the device, information that basically tells them exactly which orifice you’re sticking your sex toy into. While the president of We Vibe commented by explaining that the data “is collected purely for hardware diagnostic purposes,” it doesn’t change the fact that the company is able to store and potentially use that data with impunity. “As teledildonics come into the mainstream, human sexual pleasure has become connected with the concerns of privacy and security,” the hackers said in their conference. So the question really becomes: “Do you care if the manufacturer is tracking your activity, sexual health and to whom you give control? How do you really know who is making you squirm with pleasure?”

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Check out more about how your smart sex toy can be hacked here: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/hackers-and-vibrators-oh-my/

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Bizarre Sex Myths People Used to Believe 

Posted on August 28, 2016 by NiteFlirt

Throughout history, there have been some crazy things people believed about sex. From doctors getting their “hysterical” female patients off to weird superstitions about pregnancy, these sex myths are truly bizarre. Here are 8 weird sex myths people actually thought were real.

  1. Sneezing after sex prevents pregnancy
    This was perpetuated by the Greek physician Soronus, who recommended squatting down, sneezing, and then rinsing the vagina after sex. There must have been a lot of very pissed off, very pregnant sneezing ladies during his day!
  2. Little humans live inside sperm
    In the 1600’s, two scientists theorized this after viewing sperm under a microscope. They believed that women did not provide anything for contraception to take place. Uh huh…
  3. Phantom pregnancies were the work of demons
    Today, “phantom pregnancies” are when a woman has symptoms of pregnancy without being pregnant; in Elizabethan England, they explained this phenomenon as the work of demons. Makes sense to us.
  4. Riding bicycles can cause infertility—and orgasms
    In the late 1800’s, women were warned not to ride bikes lest they become infertile. And cum. All the more reason to hop on for a wild ride!
  5. Masturbation causes a flat chest
    In the Victorian era, women thought masturbating would stunt their breasts’ growth. Those poor, poor women.
  6. Masturbating cures hysteria
    Yes, male doctors made women cum to treat their “hysteria.” This is where vibrators originated. Thanks, doc!
  7. Cumming can cause worsening eye sight
    A Swiss physician wrote in 1758 that the loss of semen brought about by male masturbation could lead to worsening eye sight. We’re willing to bet most men took their chances…
  8. Eating certain fruits can make you pregnant
    In the stone age, some people believed that the spirits of babies lived in certain fruits. And that if a woman ate those fruits, she’d get knocked up. Eve did love her apples.

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Check out more bizarre sex myths people actually believed here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikerose/bizarre-sex-myths-people-used-to-believe?utm_term=.pkL4JL8gqB#.msrYzEAnbM

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Church Funded Study Finds 76% Of Young Christians Watch Porn

Posted on August 27, 2016 by NiteFlirt

15929936930_14a78eca47_mA new study funded by well-known evangelist Josh McDowell had Christians saying “OMG!” He commissioned the study to expose the “pervasiveness of pornography in the church and among Christians,” but the results went far beyond anything he could have imagined. According to McDowell “pornography has infiltrated the church, especially among young adults.” Apparently, McDowell is a bit slow to learn what basically everyone alive already knows—that young people love to masturbate!

“Of young adults 18-24 years old, 76 percent actively—and these are Christians—actively seek out porn,” McDowell lamented to a local news station. As a result of the study, McDowell is now putting together a conference for Christian leaders to discuss the problem of internet pornography. Maybe they should just look at the statistics—“Of 13- to 24-year-olds, 96 percent would say that when they talk to someone about porn—their friends, which most of them are Christians now—they do it in either a neutral, positive or encouraging way”—and face the facts: nothing’s going to “Save” people from jerking off!

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Check out more about the church funded study that shows most young Christians seek out porn:https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/05/church-funded-study-finds-76-of-young-adult-christians-actively-seek-out-porn/

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Tinder Threatened to Sue the App Known as ‘Tinder For Threesomes’ 

Posted on August 26, 2016 by NiteFlirt

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_tinderIt seems Tinder didn’t take too kindly to the new app 3nder, which was designed to help users find some wild three-way fun. Tinder’s main complaint was that the name 3nder was too close to Tinder, so Tinder threatened to sue. 3nder, deciding it best to avoid a hellish legal battle, recently changed its name, as well as its focus on threesomes.

3nder will now be known as “Feeld,” (playing the field? Coping a feel?) and instead of focusing on three-person trysts, it will instead lean more toward sexual openness. It’s being described as “a field for you to discover your sexuality and explore it by yourself, with your other half or with any human you’d like” where you can “explore love beyond societal norms.” So, good news for those who are interested in sexual discovery; bad news for those looking for a fantasy-land of commitment free threesomes. Thanks a lot, Tinder.

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Check out more about the threesome app 3nder’s rebranding here: https://gizmodo.com/tinder-for-threesomes-got-totally-boned-moves-on-1784818529

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Naked Donald Trump Statue In a City Near You 

Posted on August 25, 2016 by NiteFlirt

trump statueA statue of Donald Trump popped up in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Cleveland and Seattle last week, assaulting innocent bystanders with a frightening image: the Donald, totally in the nude. The 300 pound statue depicts an austere looking Trump (the artist used the word “constipated”) with veiny limbs, macaroni-like pubes, a tiny pink dick and, best of all, no balls. In fact, the plaque at Trump’s feet reads: “The emperor has no balls.”

“The work is signed Indecline, the name of an anonymous anarchist street art collective whose past works include putting the names of black victims of police brutality on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,” reports the Huffington Post. The actual statues were constructed by an artist known for making monsters for haunted houses, who jumped at the chance to create the work: “Trump is just yet another monster, so it was absolutely in my wheelhouse to be able to create these monstrosities.” When asked why Indecline choose to make Trump without balls, they explained “We decided to depict Trump without his balls because we refuse to acknowledge that he is a man. He is a small arrogant child and thus, has nothing in the way of testicles.” One thing’s for sure, onlookers will never forget seeing a naked monster in their city!

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Check out more about the nude Donald Trump statue here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/naked-donald-trump-sculpture-indecline_us_57b5d9d0e4b034dc73260c94

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Man Who’s Slept With 400 People Refuses To Be Slut Shamed 

Posted on August 24, 2016 by NiteFlirt

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_HOT_JOCK_ASSDylan Jones is a gay man with what one might call a very indulgent appetite for sex. He’s slept with 400 people—“an average of two every week for four years. And that’s not even counting weekends”—and for him, there’s no shame in that. While he fully embraces his supercharged libido, he says it’s pretty common to get slut shamed, especially by other gay men.

To him, this is a big problem. Obviously, the word “slut” carries a negative connotation, but why is that, and why do numbers matter? He speculates that gay men slut shame because of insecurities: “If they encounter someone who’s unapologetically sexually active, it can be threatening, and perhaps makes a little dose of self-loathing homophobia bubble to the surface.” He adds that “It’s impossible to have too much sex. As long you’re comfortable with what you’re doing and go about it safely, THERE. IS. NO. SUCH. THING. AS. TOO. MUCH. SEX. How can there be?” You do you, Dylan Jones—and a lot of other people while you’re at it!

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Check out more about the man who’s slept with 400 people and refuses to be slut shamed: https://www.queerty.com/man-slept-400-people-refuses-slut-shamed-says-theres-no-thing-much-sex-20160519

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