NEWS: The Slingshot: Cheap Thrills…and Orgasms?!

Posted on December 16, 2014 by NiteFlirt

Amusement parks are all about having a good time. But the Slingshot, a reverse bungee jump ride, gives women one hell of a wild ride—between their legs, with an amazing orgasm! Something about the combination of vibrations, thrills and excitement creates a full-fledged, no holds barred, orgasm-of-a-lifetime for the adventurous lady riders! The Slingshot should start marketing their ride as, “Cum Abroad…and Get Off!” The Huffington Post’s web series, WTFark, has the videos to prove it.best_phone_sex_niteflirt_slingshot_orgasm

In the video, multiple women are shown intensely cumming in their seats, in mid-air, as they hold on for dear life, screaming out that this is the most amazing ride (and orgasm) ever! Many of the women appear to not be wearing panties, so maybe this is a brilliant (and hot!) marketing ploy? Or the newest kinky sex trend? Either way, these women sure are enjoying themselves! Take a look, and a listen, to these gorgeous orgasms!

We can’t make you climax in mid-air (though we’d certainly be willing to try!), but we can offer you the ride of a lifetime! Come get some fun and excitement right here!

 

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NEWS: Funny or Die’s NSA Phone Sex Hotline

Posted on December 15, 2014 by NiteFlirt

Former porn-star Sasha Grey is the newest NSA spokeswoman—in Funny or Die’s hilarious phone sex parody. The video aptly compares the NSA (aka the intelligence agency who can tap into anyone’s phone or computer with impunity) with a phone sex hotline. And the sexy former porn-star Sasha Grey is the perfect phone sex spokeswoman for the job:

“Do you want to listen in on the naughtiest ingoing and outgoing conversations?” Grey asks. “Then join the NSA.” She promises, in her sultriest bedroom voice, that getting a job with the NSA means all of your hottest phone sex fantasies will come true: “It’s the quickest way to peep in on private phone calls, emails, texts, and fun Skype sessions from all around the country.” She explains that with the NSA’s “phone sex” technology, you can indulge your voyeuristic side by accessing any hot, private photo and video sent over any network—and it’s completely legal! Grey asks, “Why settle for just one phone sex hotline, when becoming a contractor for the NSA gives you unlimited access to any private contact made over AT&T and Verizon.”

Damn, that new phone sex hotline sounds really hot! Want to have some naughty, voyeuristic phone sex fun with us? We aren’t the NSA, but we are definitely “No Strings Attached.”

 

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NiteFlirt Holiday Twitter Contest

Posted on December 12, 2014 by NiteFlirt

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hannukahIt’s the holiday season and we want to see all of you get into the spirit! We want to see everyone in their sexiest holiday costumes. So, we decided to have a little contest to help make sure we see all your great pics – and you can win a little NiteFlirt cash while you’re at it.

Tweet a photo of you in your sexiest holiday costumes to us! Hanukkah, Christmas, New Year’s…whatever means holiday to you! Be sure to use the hashtag #HolidayFlirt and include your member name and @niteflirt to enter to win! If you’re a flirt, don’t forget to include a link back to your Goodies page where people can buy more pictures of you in (or out of) your costume.

Tip: If your url is too long you can shorten your links. Bit.ly, ow.ly, and tiny url are great services to do this.

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_christmas2Every tweet and every retweet will count as an entry into the contest.
We’ll collect all the entries and randomly select a winner! The winner will have $100 credited to their NiteFlirt account (so make sure we know what your NiteFlirt member name is!)

$100!

We will be accepting submissions until 11:59pm PST Jan. 2 and will announce a winner on Jan. 5.

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Disclaimer:
All NiteFlirt members are eligible for the holiday Twitter Contest. Each tweet and retweet with the hashtag #HolidayFlirt is considered an entry for the member mentioned in the tweet, tweet must also include a photo. The winner will be drawn at random from the entries. Prize money will be credited to your NiteFlirt account within 14 days of the promotion. Active NiteFlirt Flirts can be paid out the NiteFlirt cash with their earnings, all other members can use the prize money on NiteFlirt. NiteFlirt considers any Flirt who has earned money on NiteFlirt in the last 30 days as active. Winners will be announced via the @NiteFlirt twitter account on Jan. 5, 2015.
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NEWS: Enter At Your Own Risk: Most Dangerous Sex Positions

Posted on December 11, 2014 by NiteFlirt

Sex, we all know, is not generally dangerous (unless you’re, say, dangling from a helicopter in a sex swing). But injuries during sex have been known to happen, especially when the positions get, well, tricky. Here are some of the most dangerous sex positions (click for illustrations!):best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lesbians

  1. The Head Game
    This involves a woman getting fucked upside down with her legs on the man’s shoulders. While this looks like fun, the woman could get a pretty serious neck injury going at it like that!
  2. The Passion Propellor
    This epitomizes a Cosmopolitan novelty sex position: basically, the dude spins 360 degrees with his cock still inside his lady friend. Like a propellor. That definitely sounds like it should have the disclaimer: Do Not Attempt At Home.
  3. Standing 69
    Again with the upside down balancing act—only pro’s should attempt this!
  4. The Butter Churner
    Here the woman is upside down (seems to be a theme!) with the man squatting above and fucking her. This looks hot, but it could get dangerous!
  5. The Pair of Tongs
    Here a woman holds herself up on the floor with her arms while her lower half is held by her man (it pretty much looks like a wheelbarrow race) who is basically scissoring her in mid-air. Yogic!
  6. Swiss Ball Blitz
    This is fucking on a bouncing ball. Nuff said.

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex_positionsWell, there you have it, sex positions that can fuck you up when you’re just trying to get fucked! We love getting adventurous, but we’re happy with less complicated sex positions too. In the mood for the good old fashioned stuff? We know we are!

 

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NEWS: Sex is Better for Happiness than Money

Posted on December 10, 2014 by NiteFlirt

We all know money can’t buy happiness, but did you know that sex can bring you more happiness than making money? Researchers at Dartmouth analyzed the sexual activity and happiness levels of 16,000 people for over 10 years, and found that sex “enters so strongly (and) positively in happiness equations” that fucking just once a month is equivalent to the amount of happiness one would feel earning an additional $50,000 in income. Basically, researchers figured out that the happiest people are those getting laid the most. We could have told you that! best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexy7

Another study in New Zealand confirms the findings of this study, asserting that fucking is pretty much the best thing there is to increase your happiness. This is because it generates “the most pleasure, meaning and engagement for people.” It’s also true that people who had sex three to four times a week earned more money than those who got laid less frequently. The long and short of it: Mo’ money + Mo’ sex = happiness. Better get to work (wink wink)!

So there you have it: the pursuit of happiness is all between the sheets! Feel like increasing your happiness levels? We have just the thing for that right here!

 

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Get to Know “LadyExotic”…

Posted on December 9, 2014 by NiteFlirt

By “LadyExotic”

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_ladyexoticHi, my name is MiMi. I am also known as Ms. Lady Exotic. I am a fun-loving, sweet southern girl that enjoys the naughtier things in life! As you probably can tell by now, I have a thing for pushing sexual pleasures. I love to please myself when needed to, and I am very open about the way it makes me feel. I realized that if I can have this much fun pleasing myself I could have twice as much fun with someone else. So needlessly I say I stepped into the phone sex industry to be able to share my sexual desires anyone willing to listen. I must admit it has been such a rewarding treat to be able to not only experience mind blowing orgasms with sexy guys, but to be able to develop a friendship with them as well. To me this phone sex is so much more than sex. To me it’s about truly connecting to that person.

I love being a flirt on Niteflirt because it allows me to be myself. I can be as naughty as I want, and I like that. Mmm, Mmmm! Just being honest! Seriously though, I love everything about sex. I love exploring different fantasies, but I must admit that if I had to pick a favorite part of sex it would the feeling we both get when your cock begins to throb as you stroke harder and faster. Yes, the feeling right before we are about to explode. This to me is the climax of sex, and I love to experience this with sex, guys!

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_ladyexotic2Earlier I mentioned to you that I am known as Ms. Lady Exotic. I chose this name for myself because with me I will take you away to my exotic island where I promise you will have to time of your life. Here on my island I will serve you the sweetest pineapples. The exotic fruit on my island is pineapple. I see that it is only right for me to have such an exotic fruit for an exotic lady. I want every visitor that comes to my exotic island to experience the sweetest pineapples their taste buds can handle. When you bite into me baby, I will send chills down your spine!

On my paradise all fetishes are welcome. I love a guy that opens up and allows me to experience their sexual fetish with them. I am a true sucka for a guy that has a fetish for spanking a naughty girl like me. I love how they are so dominant when they spank me. The naughty girl in me loves to bend at the waist for her spanking! I do not consider myself ordinary, but I rather look at myself as extraordinary because I like the way the extra looks. I think I wear it fine, don’t you?

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NEWS: Creepy Sexual Text Theater

Posted on December 8, 2014 by NiteFlirt

There’s an amazing video on Uproxx.com of sexy actress Sasha Grey reading some of the grossest, most ridiculous, and hilarious sexual text messages ever sent. These are real text messages, sent by real dudes to potential sex partners. And you won’t believe the weird, kinky shit that they say! Here are some of the highlights (watch the Creepy Text Theater video below):

1.
Creepy Text Dude: “Have you heard what scientists are saying?”
Unwitting Recipient of Creepy Text: “What?”
CTD: “That there’s only gonna be seven planets after I destroy Uranus.”

2.
CTD: “Do you like tapes and cds?”
UROCT: “Yeah?”
CTD: “Good, I’m going to tape my dick to your forehead so that you can cds nuts.”

3.
CTD: “Daisies or roses?”
UROCT: “Daisies.”
CTD: “Ok. Just wondering what to put in the casket after I murder that pussy.”

4.
CTD: “What’s the difference between jam and jelly?”
UROCT: “Ooh clever. Well I know the difference.”
CTD: “And what it is?”
UROCT: “Jam has whole fruit pieces.”
CTD: “Nope. The real difference is that I can’t jelly my dick in your ass.”

5.
CTD: “Are you a washing machine?”
UROCT: “Yeah.”
CTD: “Good because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.”

We repeat, these are actual text messages sent by actual horny humans out into the world. Hm, wonder if they’ve ever worked…? No need for strange pick-up lines here: we are always ready for the party in your pants!

 

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NEWS: Dominatrix Led Fetish Fitness Classes in LA

Posted on December 5, 2014 by NiteFlirt

Los Angeles dominatrix, Snow Mercy, wants to whip your pathetic ass into shape at her new fetish fitness class for submissives. She looks like Snow White, holds a Ph.D. in biochemistry, and likes to get her students sweaty and fit by exercising her control over them, dominatrix style. Mercy says of her class, “I am the dominatrix leading all the submissives, and the submissives have to compete. It’s a genuine fitness class and it’s designed to increase their endurance, agility and stamina.”best_phone_sex_niteflirt_snow_mercy_dominatrix

Hard to argue when your dominatrix instructor looks like that!

Mercy started out working in a dungeon in LA as a way to pay for grad school, and has continued to work as a dominatrix for the past 10 years. She started doing a fetish-themed fitness class back in 2008 because she wanted to perfect her flogging techniques, and from that developed a new fitness regime that combines humiliation, strength, agility, endurance and, most importantly, obedience which meshed with her dominatrix self. She even does private training sessions with clients—one fellow likes working out in a yellow tutu while a group of beautiful women taunt and humiliate him. She also leads group treks around LA, where some “carry [her] water and wipe the sweat off [her] brow.” Only in LA! Love the dominatrix lifestyle!

Feel like getting your ass whipped into shape? We have the perfect workout for you right here in our own dominatrix section!

 

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NEWS: Lab-Grown Penises Coming Soon

Posted on December 4, 2014 by NiteFlirt

Though it sounds like something straight out of science fiction, lab-grown cocks are soon going to become a reality. Human trials of lab-grown penises may be coming (wink wink) in the next 4 to 5 years due to funding from the Armed Forces Institute of Regenerative Medicine. This could revolutionize the treatment of men with congenital abnormalities, penile cancer, and erectile dysfunction as well as those who lost their genitals through injury. A similar treatment has already worked for women, with 4 successful lab-grown pussy’s already implanted!best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penis

Researchers made headlines in 2009 for growing penile erectile tissue in a lab and building a “functional engineered solid organ” for rabbits. And now they are making progress on a human version. Dr. James Yoo, a researcher on the effort, describes it like this: “Think of it like a building. If you remove all the furniture and the people, you’re still left with the main structure of the building. Then you replace the tenants with new ones. That’s the whole idea. It’s just that the building is a penis and the tenants are cells.” Basically, growing a penis works by relying on a donated organ that is stripped down to its basic structural cells, which then act like a “scaffold” on which cells taken from the patient are grown until it’s developed enough to be surgically attached. Science is amazing!

We aren’t brilliant scientists in a fancy lab, but we know a thing or two about helping cocks to grow!

 

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NEWS: Britain censorship laws crack down on BDSM porn

Posted on December 3, 2014 by NiteFlirt

iStock_000024548003XSmallFetish porn producers in Britain are yelling “bloody hell!” this week after a new set of censorship laws aimed at BDSM internet porn. And the Brits who want to get their rocks off to some good old fashioned kinky BDSM aren’t happy about it either. That’s right, the UK prudes have just banned a variety of sex acts from porn videos made in the UK, most of which are BDSM related. As Frankie Mullin at Vice explains, “That means that British pornography producers will no longer be able to offer content online that couldn’t be bought in a sex shop.”

Basically, the censorship laws say that all streaming content must not contain anything that might corrupt the morals of impressionable, under 18 people—and to the people who passed these laws, that mostly means fetish, BDSM porn. Some of the specially restricted BDSM porn includes: caning, spanking, aggressive whipping, penetration by any object “associated with violence,” physical or verbal abuse, urolangia (i.e., “water sports”), strangulation, and, bizarrely, facesitting. The last one just seems excessively prudish, and sexist—they also banned female ejaculation and fisting. These new rules just seem like another way to censor perfectly consensual BDSM acts and further stigmatize a kinky niche sex market.

We say to British BDSM censorship: Bollocks to that! Want to exercise your freedom to be kinky with us? We love all things BDSM!

 

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