NEWS: Guy Draws Penis’ For 365 Days On Kitchen White Board

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_whiteboard3 We want to marry the guy that did this. Seriously. He’s hilarious and he wins at life, and he’s just the best. Too bad he’s already spoken for. Ok so why do we love him so much? Let us tell you.

You see, this dude’s wife bought a white board to hang in their kitchen. For some reason, husband didn’t want it there, and straight up said “I’m going to draw dick pictures on this for the whole year if you don’t take it down.” Well, the wife accepted this challenge, best_phone_sex_niteflirt_whiteboard2and was lucky enough to see beautifully hand drawn images of cock for an entire year straight. Unbelievable. Awesome.

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NEWS: It Turns Out ‘Pizza Sex’ Burns

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_pizzaToday in ‘shit you should just never fucking do news’ we bring you a story about a dude who decided it would be a good idea to try and fuck a Domino’s pizza. Yes, you read that correctly, a story is going around the internet today about a guy literally fucking a pizza, and we don’t know if we should quit the internet forever, or marry it. But of course, this could all just be a huge hoax.

A post was published recently by the very serious news site, Huffington Post, about tweets sent from a customer of Dominos to their twitter account in the UK. He claims he made love to a pizza, and has pepperoni stuck to his balls, in addition to burns from the cheese. The fact that the Dominos account even responded is seriously insane. We just don’t even know what to say about all of it, but we can’t stop reading either.

Of course he could have avoided all those unnecessary burns if he’d just given US a call…

Read the tweets.

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NEWS: Who’s Having Better Sex: Apple or Android Users?

Well if this isn’t the question of the century, what do we know about anything? It’s kind of hilarious to think that there are literal studies out there showing who is having better sex based on the phone they use, but in 2014, it’s all about technology and what you are using. Thankfully for all of us, this question can be answered by a survey done by Match.com. Contact

It appears that Android users are having better sex, and users of that nearly extinct cell phone, Blackberry, are actually orgasming more than iPhone users. This seems shocking to us, since we use the iPhone and we cum every day, all day. But no one asked us. Again.

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NEWS: Artist Creates Political Drag Queen Images

If this doesn’t make you feel fabulous, we don’t know what will. An artist by the name of Saint Hoax has created a body of work that is so great, we barely know what to do with ourselves. He took the artistry of Drag and combined it with the ultimate political statement. Wow!

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_drabobamaYou see, he took photos of famous political figures, and in the forms of gifs, turned them into drag queens. We’re talking Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, even Barack Obama (right), and while some of these people are downright awful, their drag counter parts are pretty amazing. I wonder if we could get a few to sign up for NiteFlirt?

Check out the full work here.

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NEWS: The Duggars Give Out Sex Advice

If you don’t know who “The Duggars” are, let us get you up to speed.

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They are the super religious couple who have birthed 19 children together, and are on a TV show called TLC’s “19 Kids and Counting.” At first, we were kind of grossed out at the idea of getting sex advice from them, but then we realized that if you have 19 children, you are clearly fucking a lot. So who knows better than this lady?!

Her advice includes say yes to sex even when you’re tired, treat your wife like a queen (we love that one! See right…) and make time for date night. It’s actually shockingly insightful ideas behind a happy relationship, and we were surprised to have enjoyed the article as much as we did. Read on and let us know what you think.

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NEWS: Big Beautiful Orgy in an Airbnb

If you’ve not heard of Airbnb before, it’s a website where people can rent other peoples best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgyapartments or homes for a short stay. It’s used many times in lieu of a hotel room, or if someone is visiting a city for an extended period of time but less than one you’d need a lease for. Hosts rent to random people on the internet, and most of the time, all goes well and everyone involved leaves happy. But sometimes things go a bit differently. We are all for the sexy time that happened, but maybe just not the way that it happened…

A news story hit the web recently about a guy who rented his apartment to a seemingly nice person. They claimed they were renting the spot for a family member that was going to a wedding, but perhaps that was a lie. Ok it was a huge lie. In reality, the renter was using it to host a Big Beautiful Women Orgy in the renters home. We’re down for a good orgy, but lying about it is never good.

 

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Calling Blackmail Phone Sex Fetishists

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The original “Blackmail” wasn’t related to mail whatsoever.  Blackmail became the written word for the term “Black Male”.  And, no, it wasn’t related to black male studs for those of you with BBC fantasies…  “Mail” was derived from an Olde English word “male” which ironically meant “Tribute”.  Therefore, Blackmail was a Tribute in medieval days, a form of protection money, to prevent looting of one’s home, business or town.  Otherwise, one risked being plundered and ruined.  Fast forward.  Hundreds of years later, the most popular form of blackmail is via blackmail phone sex calls, Tributes and pay to views which men on Niteflirt enjoy pursuing with blackmail Findommes.NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_SarasPlayroom

If you have confessed your twisted sexual secrets, sent me your secret sex confessions, or perhaps even emailed me some kinky photos, you may already be under my strict blackmail control.  And if you aren’t under my control, you are probably getting aroused by the very thought of being blackmailed by a Domme who will extract Tributes from you as hush money, so that your embarrassing secrets are not revealed or your humiliating photos are not published online.  And just like medieval times, when it’s demanded of you, you pay without question, knowing that if you don’t, you risk being completely ruined.  And while anything that happens on Niteflirt, including blackmail, is for entertainment purposes, I encourage any man with an extreme blackmail phone sex fetish or any man drawn to intense financial domination to explore blackmail further than ever before!

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NEWS: Our New Favorite Product: The Walk of Shame Kit

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_walkofshamekitSeriously though, where was this kit when we were in college?! This may be the best thing we’ve read about all day. A new product is out that’s called the “Walk of Shame Kit” and it’s basically everything you need to leave a one night stand when you don’t have the time to pack an overnight bag. Amazing! A post-sex escape parachute!

The kit contains a dress, flip flops, sunglasses, a small back pack, a pre-pasted tooth brush, and a card that says call me (or don’t call me) with a space to leave your number. We’re pretty much obsessed with this idea and want to hand them out to every one of our friends. While there’s no shame in our fucking game, we love the idea of having something we can throw in our purse when we’re out to score.

Pick up your kit here.

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Get to Know “Amazing Amber”…

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
It’s kind of a funny story. I used to be an operator at a local department store and an avid online gamer as well. Between getting hit on by men looking for the toaster that was on sale in the ad that week and my dirty mouth while voice chatting with my fellow raiders, somewhere along the way someone mentioned that I should do phone sex. I am very open when it comes to sex and extremely open minded to new things so I thought why not? Then I joined NiteFlirt and the rest is history!

What is your favorite part of being a Flirt on NiteFlirtwww.niteflirt.com_Amazing Amber2
The variety of conversations I get to have. No two calls are alike and there is always something fun and exciting with every ring of my phone. Role-play has to be my favorite thing as I am a very creative person and I love letting my creativity run wild while getting hot n’ heavy.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
Ice cream, particularly double chocolate because I melt under a hot touch. I am indulgent and deliciously sweet.

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
First of all I have an extremely high libido. No man I have ever dated has been able to keep up with me so getting myself in the mood isn’t a problem but to make myself feel sexy there are quite a few things I like to do. One is lingerie, in particular panties, I love slipping on a sexy pair of panties before logging in to take calls. Another is pedicures and painting my toe nails. I have a serious nail polish addiction. I paint and draw in my free time and having my toes decorated with beautiful sparkles and colors is an extension of my love of color. Finally my sex toys are always close at hand and www.niteflirt.com_Amazing Amber3slipping my butt plug in while I take calls always keeps me at a heightened level of arousal making me an absolute sex fiend!

What erotic fantasy would you like enacted on YOU?
I have been, and love to be, spanked, bound, and brought to orgasm over and over again. I want someone to take completel control over me and make me their personal fuck toy. It’s just that simple, I don’t want to make decisions, I want Him to make them for me. Rough, carnal, dirty bliss is what I cannot resist.

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NEWS: Porn Addiction Is A Myth, Study Says

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexygirl16There’s big business these days in the diagnosis of people with ‘porn addiction’ and a new study shows that that whole thing may be a bunch of nonsense. Well, not the idea that people are super into watching porn, and that sometimes they watch it a lot more frequently than others, but that there is no science to support that it is a literal addiction. In fact, studies show that there are far more positive effects to viewing porn than negative.

In a review of the study, Dr. David Ley, PHD explains this further. He and his team actually believe that it “can improve attitudes towards sexuality, increase the quality of life and variety of sexual behaviors and increase pleasure in long-term relationships.” This is great news, because you know we love us some porn, and we know you do too.

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