NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs!

Posted on October 8, 2013 by NiteFlirt

I’m sure you’ve all heard that the government was “shutdown”, well unless you’re living under a rock. It’s definitely a sad state of affairs to say the least. Fortunately my frown has been turned upside down because, according to Jezebel, the vibrator site Vibrators.com is offering free vibrators to federal employees. I wonder if there is a size and speed selection, or if it’s one size fits all?!

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibratorsSo let me get this straight; the government plays hooky and they get rewarded with free tools for orgasms?! What the F!?

So here’s the gist, Vibrators.com is giving away 200 free vibrators a day to federal employees getting screwed by the shutdown. Wowza, I guess it only makes sense, these furloughed employees will have more free time for extracurricular activities and it’s a fantastic way for Vibrators.com to market themselves during this crisis.

Vibrators.com asks the question:

“Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential? Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?”

If you’re “lucky” enough to meet these qualifications, then giddy up and get your free vibe from Vibrators.com. This is a freebee that NO one should pass up!

I think it’s only appropriate we listen to some Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch now, in honor:

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NEWS: Best Time Of Day For Sex?

Posted on October 8, 2013 by NiteFlirt

If you ask us, any time of day is the best time of day for a good fuck, but we’re never one to turn our nose up to sex research. Getting it in during an early morning fondle has it’s perks, or perhaps you are more inclined for a middle of the night, wake me up and throw me down session. We certainly won’t stop you from getting it on during any hour of the day, but we wanted to share this hourly guide created by ghanamma.com, which gives you some insight into the horniness each hour brings to men and women. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexhours

To strip it down, it seems that women tend to beg for a good pounding between the hours of 8am and 10am, while men can get it on, well, pretty much all hours of the day. We can’t say that we are surprised by this, and wonder who got lucky enough to score the gig of researching this article? We’re sure NiteFlirt could have given some helpful insight (when is our call volume the highest, perhaps?) but no one reached out.

We also love that the fun fact that between 2pm – 4pm is when a woman’s reproductive system is on point and men’s semen is at the highest quality. Yup, it’s baby making time.

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NEWS: This will trump all Halloween Fiestas!

Posted on October 7, 2013 by NiteFlirt

I’ve got another reason for all of you to LOVE Trojan condoms! Trojan truly is a passionate powerhouse when it comes to sexual safety, and now they’ve organized the “World’s Largest Simultaneous Orgasm” to boot. This fuck fest is going down (literally) October 18th at 10pm! best_phone_sex_niteflirt_condoms

This is an extremely fun and erotic ploy to get the masses to cum together and utilize Trojan’s products. Their website states:

“Thank you for your interest in joining the Trojan Lubricants Come Together movement! We’re thrilled that thousands of pleasure seekers across the nation have opted in to join us in our attempt to stage the world’s largest simultaneous orgasm.”

For more details visit Trojan. Don’t miss out on the largest lube fueled party on the planet!

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NEWS: Can specific weather make you horny?

Posted on October 4, 2013 by NiteFlirt

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_fallI knew there was a damn good reason why fall is my favorite season. I’m a total goon when it comes to Halloween, apple picking, campfires, and foliage. I know I’ve proclaimed my love for the fall in a past article as well, but I just can’t get enough. Clearly I have no shame in my game. All I know are my craving for long passionate kisses that make me quiver definitely increase after September 22 (Autumnal Equinox). Perhaps it’s the crispy cool air that prompts canoodling? Whatever, I’m aroused and ready to bob for apples…or bob for something else. With that being said, I wasn’t shocked in the least bit when I came across 6 Surprising Ways Autumn Affects Your Sex Life on the Huffington Post.

I feel more confident about my seasonal horniness now! Do you find that autumn gets you hot under the collar? Is there a specific season that gets you going? Share your stories! NiteFlirt is always a judgment free zone!

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NEWS: Dildo Delivery

Posted on October 3, 2013 by NiteFlirt

These days you don’t even need to leave the house on a Friday night to get your goodies! You can just order pizza to be delivered, a bottle of vino or a six-pack of brew, and let’s not forget your two-headed dildo! Yes, you read that correctly. Thanks to Unbound a new naughty subscription service you can have a care package that will quench your sexual desires. Sarah Janye, co-creator and editorial director for Unbound states: best_phone_sex_niteflirt_unbound

“We felt like anything that existed in the adult-product realm was either incredibly cheesy or sold as this dark, seedy thing. “We wanted something a little more modern and convenient.”

Unbound is constantly researching the sex toy and erotica world for innovative and top of the line products. Damn this place has pleasure swag! Unbound’s box includes samples of adult treats and all sorts of new gadgets fresh on the market. By gadgets I mean anal beads, organic lubes, and things of that nature. According to Unbound’s site:

Best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girl4“Every box will be different. There is a full sized featured product, generous samples, additional swag and original erotica. We don’t want to ruin the surprise but we promise every box has a great mix of single use samples and other products that we hope you will have you coming back to again and again.”

You can even send the Power Box as a gift! Now that is the gift that keeps on giving!

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NEWS: It’s all about the short and curlies!

Posted on October 2, 2013 by NiteFlirt

I’m quite fond of the modern approaches people take for causes and charities these days. Just to mention a few, the surge in mustache growth for Movember, and the heart-felt viral videos for bullying. The creativity and spunk is amazing, and it just goes to show you that in a world full of self centeredness people still care and have passion.

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_pubicWhich leads me to a British advertising agency called Mother London. They are the geniuses behind “Project Bush.” Project Bush is encouraging women to have their pubic hair photographed to stand up for modern day feminism next Thursday. Wow! I’m all for women’s rights but I’m not sure I’d put my muff on display for it. The heart of the matter is “a call to action for women to stand up to the pressures of modern society and present their bushes in all their glory.” Whether you’re sporting a landing strip or an Amazonian bush you’re welcomed to participate.

A press release from the agency stated “Whether waxed or never tended, young, old, black, brown or white, we want to display London’s lady gardens in all their variety and demonstrate the choice that many women – particularly – may not realise they have when it comes to waxing.”

I would be very interested to see how many women get involved and model their fur down below. I hope that Project Bush is a tremendous success!

Happy Hump Day!

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NEWS: Correction; Public Self Diddling is NOT okay in Sweden!

Posted on October 1, 2013 by NiteFlirt

I wanted to retract some remarks in a past article regarding public masturbation in Sweden. Recently I had written an article about a 65-year-old man that got caught spanking his monkey on a Swedish beach. Public Prosecutor Olof Vrethammar had commented that since the man beating his meat wasn’t directing the act at anyone in particular it was deemed okay, which wasn’t the case at all. According to the Huffington Post Vrethammar stated: best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sweden2“It is not okay to masturbate in public in Sweden as we have the same laws as anywhere else on this type of behaviour.” Unfortunately it seems as though Vrethammar’s comments were taken out of context.

So the moral of today’s story is public self-pleasuring is NOT okay in Sweden! I have to say I was a bit shocked when I thought the one-man show on the beach was somewhat acceptable, this makes much more sense!!

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NEWS: The Most Erotic Town Hall Meeting

Posted on September 30, 2013 by NiteFlirt

I love hearing about camaraderie within communities. Whether it’s charities and benefits for local community members, street fairs, or community discussion classes, it’s nice to see people coming together and getting involved for a good cause or a good time! best_phone_sex_niteflirt_gag

A few folks from a bondage group in Trumpington, England booked the Trumpington Village Hall and advertised “violence/resistance play” and the basics of “erotic hypnosis according to Cambridge News. Now that sounds like a perfect time to BOND with your neighbors. Unfortunately after a few discreet classes community officials in Trumpington caught wind of the spanktastic classes and put a kibosh on them immediately. According to the Huffington Post

“The premises were booked under false pretenses,” a spokesman for the hall told NBC. “They said it was a relationship support group but it turned out to be something else that we didn’t know about. We have canceled all future bookings.”

I can just imagine a conservative couple showing up to the class thinking they’re going to get relationship support and advice, and instead they’re handed a red rubber ball and gag and told to go find a mat, and sit down. LOL.

I would have attended a class, I don’t know much about bondage, but erotic hypnosis sounds phenomenal! You all know the old saying is usually true “don’t knock it til’ ya try it!”

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What Is Facesitting?

Posted on September 28, 2013 by NiteFlirt

By MissReaghan

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One thing my mother taught me when I was young is that a lady should never sit on the floor. Such a tiny thing, yes, but it’s stuck with me over the years. And it’s perhaps one of the reasons that I do so enjoy sitting on a man’s face. It’s an excellent alternative to the floor, you must admit.

Body worship is lovely, but it’s even better when you combine it with a bit of facesitting. I hope your faces are ready because I’m certainly in the mood to have a seat. If you do a good enough job, I might even decide to make you my favorite chair for when I watch TV or read in the evenings. You would love THAT, wouldn’t you, you little slut?

Don’t get carried away, however. To start with, I expect you to do absolutely nothing but lie perfectly still, at least until I tell you otherwise. If I decide I am in the mood for some ass worship, I’ll tell you. Otherwise, keep your mouth shut and wait for instructions (good advice for any time you play with me, actually).

Wouldn’t you love to engage in this or any other lovely Femdom phone sex activity with Mistress Reaghan? Oh, I know you would. And I would certainly love to take control of yet another man out there. So let’s not waste any more time. Click my call button or dial my number and extension, my dear.

Talk to you soon.

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NEWS: Real Life Sex on the Boob Tube

Posted on September 27, 2013 by NiteFlirt

The Brits have done it again! I’ve always said that the British are a few fashionable steps ahead of the USA, I’d confidently go a step further and state they are trailblazing when it comes to studies surrounding boning. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexbox

According to bbc.co.uk “Channel 4 is to interview couples immediately after they have had sex on a TV show.”  The cutting edge show is called ‘Sex Box’ and it’s a part of a new “real sex” season for channel 4. Their inspiration for doing a reality sex show was the surge in online pornography. Let’s face it, people get lost in the idea, or the fantasy, that real sex is supposed to mimic porn. Unfortunately that’s not the case in reality.

I’ve had a few erotic romps but on the norm my sexual experiences wouldn’t compare to a scene in ‘Romancing the Bone’ or ‘Temple of Poon’. British journalist and television presenter Mariella Frostrup will be quizzing contestants with a panel of judges. Daaaaamn, getting nailed with questions after actually getting nailed sounds pretty intense. Frostrup said: “The sex we see on screen, in magazines and increasingly online bears little relation to the real experiences of real people.” Where the F do I sign up for this show!? Will you be tuning in NiteFlirt readers?

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