NEWS: If You’re Looking For a Shrimp Dick, Look No Further!

Posted on May 29, 2013 by NiteFlirt

All across the world there are insane, off the wall contests; you have the Extreme World Ironing Championships in the UK, Air Guitar Championships in Finland, Midget Throwing which originated in Australia, and now without further ado the Smallest Penis Contest in Brooklyn, NY! I would shout out “Big Up to Brooklyn” but that would be inappropriate for this situation.  The contest will be held on July 20th at Kings County Bar!

The idea for this event came from Kings County Bar Manager, Aimee Arciuolo. Aimee has had personal experience with a pint size pecker and said it was actually quite delightful. In an interview with NYC blog Gothamist Aimee said:

The discussion came about after I had an exceptionally fun and amazing romp with a man who was less than endowed—it was actually shockingly tiny, like the size of an acorn. He came right out and said, ‘Yes, I know, I’ve got a little pecker. But don’t you worry, we are going to have fun.’ And it was great! That guy seriously smashed it UP in the bedroom.

Aimee and her friends wanted to pay homage to guys with small penises. Aimee truly has a heart of gold, she believes that by giving these men a platform for their teeny weenie sob stories it will hopefully “turn embarrassing stories into empowerment.”  Please keep in mind this contest does have rules, anyone showing up packing heat (anything over 8 inches) will be disqualified! Not only that but they’ll have to buy a round for the judges for trying to steal the thunder from down under. No one likes a show off!

So if you’re interested bring your sense of humor, an open mind, and a magnifying glass! Good luck to all the contenders!

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NEWS: Turkish Couples Protesting Their Right To Lock Lips!

Posted on May 28, 2013 by NiteFlirt

In Ankara, Turkey getting frisky in public is not only taboo but possibly on the verge of being prohibited. By frisky I mean innocent tonsil hockey, and possibly some light petting. Turkish media outlets stated that Ankara Subway officials released a statement recently asking passengers “to act in accordance with moral rules.” This declaration came after a couple was caught kissing on a security camera.

The peeps of Ankara were outraged (rightfully so), and decided to tell Ankara Subway officials to kiss off! On Saturday a crowd of about 100 rallied at the subway station and kissed for several minutes to take a stand against the ridiculousness.  Protestors carried signs that read “free kisses.” Unfortunately there was a small group of pro Islamists that carried on their own counter- protest. Sources say police barricades were put up to separate the groups. I hope the pro smoochers of Ankara prevail, PDA can be annoying at times but the thought of having the right to kiss in public taken away seems absurd.  I say, SAVE THE SMOOCH!

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Get to Know… “BadGirlBBW”

Posted on May 28, 2013 by NiteFlirt

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
I liked showing off online and was already doing some webcam chat just for fun. So I decided to start getting paid for it! Getting paid for something you love is the best ‘job’ in the world!

What is your favorite part of being a phone mistress or phone master?
I am a naturally dominant person and being able to experiment with so many people from all of the country (or world even) is awesome! I also love getting to know a new Sub.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and cam sex calls on NiteFlirt?
Now that it’s finally summer time, I spend a lot of time outside by the pool or working on my flowers.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
My favorite part is the first 5 minutes with a new partner. The first touch or first kiss. When your heart is beating a million miles an hour and then you calm down and get down to business!

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you on one of your hot phone sex calls?
This might sound cruel, but I was talking to a guy and all of the sudden I hear “bang bang bang”, and someone says “Sir, roll down your window!” … It was a cop, and this guy was sitting in an empty parking lot somewhere and got busted!

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
Girl/Girl or BDSM porn, of course.

Is there any kind of specific fetish sex that you yourself enjoy?
I love being Dominant with a Submissive Female.

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Get to Know… “MistressKate”

Posted on May 24, 2013 by NiteFlirt

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
I began several years ago with I-Friends, and discovered NiteFlirt. I am not really a Cam gal, so NiteFlirt works much better. I may be 54, but my voice is still young and smooth. Men love it. It has just a hint of the southern honey.

What is your favorite part of being a flirt on NiteFlirt?
Just as the men have their fantasy, I can meet men and have my fun with “acting”, although I never stray far from the truth. The best thing is they want you to be who you are. They enjoy reading my blog also, mundane as it is, gardening, submissive training (not the sexy stuff, mostly the real training things), and adventures with my roommates.

I put up a lot of pictures and they like that also. It makes me more real to them without giving away personal information

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and cam sex calls on NiteFlirt?
For fun I love to prowl around Little 5 Points, here in Atlanta and the Gypsy market. I also go to Various high school and college sports, mostly baseball and football. I love to cook and do needlework. I am also an accomplished musician and old movie buff.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
It would definitely be a wonderful homemade casserole of Macaroni and Cheese. Comfort food all the way.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
With the right partner, it can be the most awesome thing that there is. I also say that the biggest sex organ is the brain. Stimulate it and the rest follows. I love lots of oral fun and foreplay.

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Get to Know… “Mistress Mayhem”

Posted on May 23, 2013 by NiteFlirt

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
I began in adult entertainment behind the camera well over 10 years ago. From shooting porn to attending kinky events as a photographer and working with Mistresses as a photographer and web designer I learned about NiteFlirt. During a lull in my web design work I found myself with a listing I had created for me as a way to test art for the Mistresses I was working for on NF as a designer, with some prodding from two of them I turned my phone on for the first time two years ago.

What is your favorite part of being a flirt on NiteFlirt?
My favorite aspect is by far the variety of calls and callers I get. I love playing and story telling and I love helping people. I have the freedom to do what I love best, which is help people. Silly though it may sound, often I listen to the things my callers can’t tell anyone else. I am simply myself, no pretense and no script just kinky quirky me.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and cam sex calls on NiteFlirt?
For fun I am a fetish and BDSM event photographer, I make amateur porn, play with my two lovely submissives whenever I can. I smoke cigars on occasion, tie up people whenever possible, I’m learning to crack a bull whip, and I’m starting to teach classes on the things that I am passionate about, cuckolding, orgasm control, and denial.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
If I were a food I would be dark chocolate, it’s not for everyone but those who love it can’t live without it.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
My favorite thing about sex is the fierce vulnerability that I feel right before an orgasm, that heart breaking moment when I am right on the edge and I don’t have control of anything. It’s the only time I don’t have to and don’t need to be in control. And when that orgasm can hover there painfully on the edge it is exquisite and delicious torture, when I can share that feeling with someone and help them achieve that too I feel as if I have accomplished something amazing. …….

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NEWS: Could Sex With A Friend Be Therapeutic?

Posted on May 23, 2013 by NiteFlirt

If there were ever a time I’d be a skeptic it would be now! According to divorce life coach Cindy Holbrook the best person to fuck post divorce is a friend. WOW, I would almost think that would be the worst candidate, but Holbrook is the expert. He proclaims on Huffington Post Live: “I always recommend…to try to find a good friend that you can have a casual love affair with that you know is not going to go any place else.” Oh bologna, do casual love affairs really exist?

Post breakup is a vulnerable time for anyone, so the emotional aftermath of a divorce has to be catastrophic. I can understand where Holbrook thinks boning a friend is a genius idea, you feel safe with this person, trust is established, there might already be a underlying physical attraction so why not go for it!? Holbrook goes on to say that many things could ruin a friendship, sex definitely could be one of them but no one can predict the future so why not test out the waters, the possibility of something fabulous could come from the therapeutic hump. The lady does have a point!

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Get to Know… “Kittys Korner Kouch”

Posted on May 22, 2013 by NiteFlirt

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
Answered the  phone one day, and it was a wrong number!

What is your favorite part of being a flirt on NiteFlirt?
The large variety of guys I get to speak with.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and cam sex calls on NiteFlirt?
Fun? Adult fun or just entertainment?!  I like to go club hopping with my girlfriends, we hit the strip clubs at least once a week.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
Chocolate cake! Rich and sweet and you can only handle me in little bits!

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
Foreplay! I love playing with the guys I date, and them playing with me!

Visit her at NiteFlirt!

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NEWS: Countries by C*ck Size!

Posted on May 22, 2013 by NiteFlirt

If you’ve ever wondered where to find the biggest and/or the smallest penises look no further, we have the info! Recently I came across a study that revealed the average penis size (erect) for a ton of countries. I wasn’t seeking out this knowledge, I happened to stumble upon it, for the record. I have to say I’m a little upset, the USA is towards the bottom, looks like we fell short in this race!

The study was done by an Ulster University Professor who did receive some criticism because he gathered his information on the Internet, who know the internet lacked credibility?! LOL.  I do believe his research is fairly accurate based on my own personal findings, unfortunately I cannot vouch for every country, but the data seems to live up to stereotypes.   Here is a portion of the list:

Republic of Congo, 7.1
Ecuador, 7
Ghana, 6.8
Colombia, 6.7
Iceland, 6.5
Italy, 6.2
South Africa, 6
Sweden, 5.9
Greece, 5.8
Germany, 5.7
New Zealand, 5.5
UK, 5.5
Canada, 5.5
Spain, 5.5
France, 5.3
Australia, 5.2
Russia, 5.2
USA, 5.1
Ireland, 5
Romania, 5
China, 4.3
India, 4
Thailand, 4
South Korea, 3.8
North Korea, 3.8

I’d play it safe and stay between Italy and Ireland, nothing more nothing less! What about you?

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Small Penis Humiliation

Posted on May 21, 2013 by NiteFlirt

By Saras Playroom

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Excuse me, but you call that thing between your legs a dick?
More like a sad excuse for a cocktail weenie. Where’s a toothpick
to impale it? How in hell do you expect to please a woman with a micro phallus matchstick?
I bet you have to jerk off with a pair of tweezers because it’s just that small and pathetic

Small penis humiliation and phone sex are nearly inseparable. Underhung men have found that a woman verbally dishing out erotic humiliation enhances their masturbation. Small penis humiliation is so popular that it has its own acronym on the net – SPH. Because men with small penises are rarely capable of sexually satisfying women during sex, wee men turn to other outlets for sexual expression. SPH is arousing to men. It stimulates the same brain center where pain is registered. This brain center is where hormones are released in response to pain and likewise in response to intense humiliation. This hormone release is a pleasure rush which makes orgasms experienced during SPH phone sex extremely powerful. Men often forget that their largest sexual organ is their brain, even though men are known to think mostly with their “little brain.” Solo masturbation or masturbating to porn isn’t enough for a micro male to obtain a macro pleasurable payoff. But small penis humiliation phone sex is.

There are many Flirts who will verbally bash you for having a small dick. If you haven’t experienced small penis humiliation, I’ve given you a taste of what to expect from me from my little ditty above. Small penis humiliation is one of my favorite phone sex calls. When I’m not available live on Niteflirt, I encourage dinky dicked men to buy some of my SPH pay to views including:

Top 50 Things Girls Say to Guys With Small Penises!

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Pay for me to Name Your Small Dickie! Recent small dickie names have included Jalapeeno, Corkie, McNubbin, Finger Puppet & more!

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NEWS: Go Topless Every Every Day That Ends In Y in the NYC!

Posted on May 21, 2013 by NiteFlirt

Summer in the big apple is right around the corner, and it’s going to be the tits! As a female New Yorker I’m flabbergasted I was unaware that it’s perfectly legal for women to expose their tatas in New York City!  In February New York City police officers were given specific orders that topless women are not to be arrested.

This is no hoax, or booby trap to get someone arrested. J It seems Holly Van Voast a Bronx Photographer and Performance Artist is behind this topless movement. Van Voast has been known to reveal her tig ol’ bitties in many different areas of NYC including: the A train, and the Oyster Bar in Grand Central, both times ending in her arrest.  Clearly things have changed since then. 

According to the NY times Van Voast filed a federal lawsuit recently that clearly states: “that bare-breasted women should not be cited for public lewdness, indecent exposure or any other section of the penal law.” There you have it ladies, feel free to bare your boobs in NYC! I can understand how you’d want to let it all hang out in the hot humid city summers but not when there’s a nip in the air.

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