Art doesn’t always imitate life—especially porn. Let’s be honest, porn isn’t exactly known for always showing a realistic depiction of sex. Here’s how Reddit users answered the question, “What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn?”
- “Having to take a drink because their mouth gets dry during a blowjob.”
We’re only human! - “Stopping during oral to remove a pube from their tongue.”
It’s been known to happen… - “Temporarily losing an erection while moving between positions.”
Newton’s law: what goes up must come down. - “Accidentally head-butting or elbowing.”
Enter at your own risk… - “Leg cramping up, farting, and giggling.”
Happens to the best of us! - “Pets watching and/or jumping on the bed to check out what’s going on.”
Fido, down! - “Waddling to the toilet before anything drips out of the body.”
Ah, yes—the after-sex waddle. - “Arguing over who sleeps on the wet spot afterwards.”
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
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