Luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO is on the hunt for the criminal masterminds behind not one but two heists from their Las Vegas warehouse. The burglars made off with thousands of dollars worth of sex toys, and tens of thousands of condoms. According to LELO’s press release, the thieves broke into the warehouse and stole 33 prostate massagers and 48 kegel beads—just over $9,000 in merchandise—then stole 30,000 HEX condoms the next day, which comes out to just over $29,000!
LELO is desperate to find the crooks who looted their goods, promising anyone who could help to identify the thieves a donation of the full retail value of stolen goods, more than $38,000, to a charity of their choice. LELO’s been venting its frustration on social media, saying such hilarious gems as, “[we hope the thieves who] stole those condoms got into a time machine, went back 18-25 years (by the looks of it), and presented them all to their own fathers.” Ouch! As LELO says, those burglars can take the 33 prostrate massagers and “go fuck themselves.”
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