Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer believes in making cocktails with love. Photenhauer is the author of Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes and Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook. I’m not sure I’d want the bartender at my local watering hole to get his/her hands on either of these books! I am always down to try new things, however bellying up to the bar for a whiskey sour infused with baby batter sounds a bit bonkers!
“This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits,” announces the Semenology display copy. “Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.” Is anyone else concerned about the comment Photenhauer’s comment about fresh spooge being ‘freshly’ available behind the bar!? I need a bigger purse! I’m all about BYOB (bring your own booze) moving forward!
Prospective Mixologists can look forward to protein packed drink recipes such as: Slightly Saltier Caviar, and the Watermelon Gin Jizz… bottoms up! The Semen Bartender’s Handbook also explains the benefits of guzzling semen, which includes healthy hair, skin, and nails. What lengths will you go for healthy nails and shiny locks? I’ll stick with grubbing on avocado and taking vitamin e.
Paul Photenhauer believes people nosh on odd things all the time, he explains to SF weekly: “People eat all kinds of weird stuff. Eggs are the menstruation of chickens. Milk is the mammary excretion from cows. Semen is…at least it’s fresh and you know who the producer is.” I have to say that I’m going to think twice about heading in for happy hour if the bouncer yells, “HEY CUM ON IN 2 for 1 tonight!”
Link for Article: https://www.thegloss.com/2013/04/06/sex-and-dating/semen-cocktail-cookbook/
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Wait… what? Seriously?? You can definitely call that a “Cock-Tail.” Sorry, couldn’t resist!
Bottoms Up!
Haha. You can definitely say that again! 😉