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NYC ‘Sex House’ Residents Moan About Orgy-Killing COVID

The residents of Brooklyn’s communal “sex houses” are feeling (sexually) frustrated during the pandemic. “I’d give my left testicle to go to an orgy,” said Kenneth Play, co-founder of one of the sex houses. Play, who “In 2019 had about … Continue reading

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Australian Health Authorities Give Bizarre COVID Sex Advice

Australia’s government has released a bizarre list of Covid-safe guidelines for the bedroom that has citizens scratching their heads. One bewildering suggestion in particular: staying 1.5 meters apart during sex. “Sadly, sex with someone outside of your household or bubble … Continue reading

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Survey Finds Cheaters Want COVID Vaccine So They Can Have ‘Responsible’ Affairs

Players are gonna play—even during a pandemic. A new survey from an extramarital affairs site found four out of 10 cheaters would like to receive a COVID-19 vaccine so they can “responsibly continue having in-person affairs.” The affairs dating site said, … Continue reading

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There’s Now COVID-Test Fetishists

There really is a fetish for everything—even COVID-19 tests. Some people genuinely derive pleasure from being deeply nasal-swabbed for the coronavirus. “It’s kind of like when you eat something spicy, and it clears your sinuses,” says one fetishist about why … Continue reading

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Miley Cyrus Has Sex On FaceTime During Pandemic

Miley Cyrus’ sex life has gone virtual during COVID-19. The pop star hasn’t been dating in person, but has still been getting busy. “I do a lot of FaceTime sex—it’s the safest sex. I’m not getting COVID,” she said in a … Continue reading

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Hungarian Parliament Official Caught At Gay Male Orgy During Lockdown

A Hungarian Parliament official has been a very naughty boy. Hungarian prime minister Viktor Orban has condemned MEP Jozsef Szajer’s “unacceptable and indefensible” behavior after he was caught breaking lockdown rules at a male orgy in Brussels. The founding member of … Continue reading

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Puerto Rico Quickly Scraps Pandemic Safe Sex Campaign Amid Backlash

It seems a new safe sex campaign in Puerto Rico aimed at helping citizens during the pandemic was not received well. PR’s health department quickly scrapped the “offensive” safe sex campaign which promoted masturbation as a way to avoid becoming … Continue reading

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UK Condom Sales Surge After COVID-19 Lockdown Ends

UK citizens only had one thing in mind after lockdown ended: fucking. Condom sales in the UK surged following the end of a national lockdown to limit the spread of COVID-19. Durex saw more than a 10 percent jump in sales over … Continue reading

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Sex Club Hosting Safe Halloween Orgy Amidst COVID-19

One of the most notorious sex clubs is back for Halloween with a bang (literally). Snctm—which has reportedly hosted Gywneth Paltrow and Bill Maher at its orgies in the past—has been (probably not-all-that) quietly hosting small events, and it’s planning … Continue reading

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Sexy Mail-In Ballot Is The Weirdly Hot Halloween Costume Of 2020

Yandy, one of the best purveyors of sexy Halloween costumes, continues to bring it with this year’s hot and hilarious selections. If last year’s controversial “Sexy Handmaid” costume was a miss, this year is definitely a hit with “Sexy Mail-In … Continue reading

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