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Don’t Masturbate With X-Mas Ornaments, Doctor Says

A doctor in the UK is warning against a very stupid, XXX-mas trend: masturbating with ornaments. “It is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,” Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online. She was listing the dildo’s and don’ts of … Continue reading

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