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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Pussy

Gwyneth has made a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” for her website, Goop. And, of course, it has sold out. In addition to her other pussy products—vaginal steaming, vaginal jade eggs, $15,000 gold dildos—Gwyneth’s vagina candle is priced … Continue reading

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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A $1,350 Beginning Bondage Kit For Christmas

Gwyneth Paltrow’s putting the XXX in Xmas, with her beginning bondage kit for the super rich. The description on her Goop website for the luxury sex toy set-up teases potential buyers into submission. “Wrist cuffs? Ankle cuffs? Leather-bound paddle? Yes, yes, and … Continue reading

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Gwyneth Paltrow Now Sells Bondage Gear

BDSM has officially gone mainstream with Goop’s latest endorsement. That’s right, Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand is going 50 Shades of Goop. The website wants to help its readers live out their dom-sub fantasies by selling exorbitantly-priced lingerie that are “what … Continue reading

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Goop’s Telling Women To Put Jade Eggs In Their Pussies 

There’s a new product Gwyneth Paltrow recommends adding to your Goop shopping cart that’s promising to do wonders for your sex life. No, it isn’t a $15,000 gold dildo or sex-dust smoothies—it’s the “ancient” jade egg, which for $66 will … Continue reading

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