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Finnish Cross-Country Skier Suffers Frozen Penis In Winter Olympics

Cross-country skiing literally works every muscle in the body, as one Finnish Olympic athlete can attest. Finland’s Remi Lindholm needed a heat pack at the end of the 30km race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part. Lindholm spent just under … Continue reading

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Olympians Post Clips Of Athletes Trying To Destroy The Cardboard ‘Anti-Sex’ Beds

Determined athletes are competing to break their cardboard “anti-sex” beds in the Tokyo Olympic village. The beds—made out of recycled cardboard—were meant to deter athletes from fucking at this year’s games. They have apparently been designed to crumble when more … Continue reading

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Olympics Makes Athletes Sleep On Cardboard Beds To Discourage Hook Ups

Olympic athletes are going to have to get creative in bed. The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds—allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators. To discourage sex amid COVID-19, Olympic officials—who … Continue reading

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Athletes Crave Hook Ups During The Olympics

Athletes in Olympic Village are staying active, after-hours. This year, organizers have provided 160,000 condoms in the Tokyo Olympic Village to keep the party going. Former German long jumper and Olympic athlete Susen Tiedtke has said that sometimes she could hardly … Continue reading

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Olympic Boxer Failed Drug Test After Having Sex

US Olympic boxer Virginia Fuchs had doping allegations brought against her—but she claimed the banned substances were transmitted to her during sex. She has since spoken out in a video interview, saying she had “no idea” something like that could happen. … Continue reading

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“Dick Pound” And “Bisexual Men Exist” Trend On Twitter

The name Dick Pound and the hashtag #BisexualMenExist trended at the same time on Twitter, and users loved it. The BisexualMenExist hashtag is fairly self-explanatory: a user created it to highlight the discrimination bisexual men face. Dick Pound, however, is … Continue reading

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Horny Olympians Can Hook Up In Cardboard Beds

This year’s Olympic athletes will be sleeping on cardboard beds—but they can still go for the gold between the sheets. According to the mattress’ manufacturer, the only rule for the eco-friendly sleeping alternative is no threeways. “We’ve conducted experiments, like … Continue reading

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Adam Rippon Had A Backpack With ‘Thousands’ Of Condoms At Olympics

Figure skater Adam Rippon was prepared for the Olympics in more way than one. LGBTQ-hero Rippon—who became a breakout star after winning bronze in the 2018 PyeongChang Games—told a naughty anecdote on Al Roker’s show. He said he had heard … Continue reading

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Couple Has Sex In the Background Of a Live Olympics Broadcast

One British News Anchor for the BBC just found out on live television that in Rio, sex on the beach is more than just a fruity cocktail. The anchor found himself awkwardly switching to a different news story when a … Continue reading

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Tinder Usage Spikes 129 Percent at Olympic Village

It seems the Olympic athletes in Rio are doing a lot more than just sitting on the beach in their spare time. According to a new report, Tinder usage has more than doubled at the Olympic village since the start … Continue reading

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