Have you ever eaten avocado and had a feeling you’ve tasted it somewhere before—not on toast. Well, one tweet blew up the internet with the revelation that avocado tastes exactly like “clean penis.” The post is blowing people’s minds—and making them yearn for blow jobs.
Someone first tweeted, “avocado tastes like clean dick pass it on.” Soon, many others chimed in: “ever since I found out avocado tastes like dick I can’t stop eating it.” One person said, “avocado tastes like fresh dick I’m talking right out the shower,” while another summed up many peoples’ reactions: “one time I read a tweet saying ‘avocado tastes like clean dick’ and I haven’t known peace since.”
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