It might have taken us over 2 weeks to get this April Fools joke… but you have to admit it’s a great idea. Even though sex toy manufacturers are creating smaller, couples-friendly vibrators for women to use during partner sex, there’s still the pesky problem of having to use one’s hands to keep the toy in place over the clit. And while hands-free vibrators will eventually start to become distributed to a sex shop near you, they’re so new that it’s too soon to say whether they will be good enough to replace tried-and-true vibrators. That’s why when Fun Factory announced a new product that will allow you to implant a vibrator conveniently inside you, the Orgasmia, we thought it was brilliant! But alas, it’s not true.
The April Fools Day joke continues by saying that German doctors are creating the Orgasmia, a v-shaped vibrating implant, that will be able to reach the clit from inside the woman’s pussy! It can be controlled with Bluetooth technology, so you can access it with your phone or other Bluetooth devices. Not only that, but the vibrator is powered by the woman’s natural body heat, which means never having to change its batteries! The Orgasmia will cost around $6,500, and comes with a 20-year guarantee. That’s basically $325 a year – what a deal! Technology is amazing—especially when it comes (pun intended!) to creatively getting people off!
Sigh, if only this were true.
Good one Fun Factory, you got us! We can only hope that there’s a bit of truth in this joke! Anyone know any German doctors with an interest in technology? Anyone?
@NiteFlirt