‘Thighbrush’ Is The Brand For Bearded Men Who Love To Eat Pussy

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Bearded cunnilingus-enthusiasts rejoice: there’s now a raunchy brand celebrating having a beard and liking to eat pussy! “Thighbrush” was recently displayed at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, selling t-shirts with slogans such as “Because I’m a Giver,” “If You Grow It, They Will Cum,” “Follicle Fantasy,” and “Tickled Pink.” There was even a display of beard oils—or rather, “Labia Libations”— in flavors such as “Jack & Coke.”

The bearded man who started Thighbrush LLC explains, “Obviously, the joke is the thighbrush… brushes the thighs as it’s… on its way to—” There’s a Thighbrush for every bearded pussy fan, including Thighbrush Tactical for men who shoot guns: “Aim High, Lick Low,” “An Army of Tongue,” “Fire in the Hole,” “Squeal Team Six,” and “Finally, A Cause Worth Kneeling For.” There’s also Thighbrush Athletics (“Never Skip (Between the) Leg Day”), Thighbrush Tattoo (“NO INK??? NO PINK!”), and Thighbrush Biker (“Grown to be Ridden”).

Looking for something raunchy? We always have tongues wagging here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Thighbrush: https://jezebel.com/let-us-consider-the-thighbrush-the-bearded-manly-mans-1832015694

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