Ever wondered if Prince Charming is really the whole package? If Aladdin could take princess Jasmine to a whole new world in the sack as well as on a magic carpet? Or what it would be like to get down with prince Erik under a sea of bed sheets? The staff at Jezebel just had to find out what our favorite Disney male characters were packing underneath their princely garb. They came up with detailed illustrations and descriptions—including dick length, girth, fully erect, etc.—for the male characters erotic portraitures. Here’s some of the highlights:
Prince Charming: Obviously, the perfect man has the perfect cock. Perfect size, perfect girth, rock hard and ready to make dreams come true at the fireplace, glass slipper in hand!
Aladdin: He’s got a nice dick and balls just begging for an eager, cool tongue on a hot Arabian night. And like a magic lamp, his cock is ready for a willing hand to rub it till the magic starts.
John Smith: He’s got a huge dick, manly, hairy chest, and he’s waiting to get wild in the woods, with nothing on but his woodsman boots and a smile.
All this talk of Disney princes’ cocks has got us in the mood to make a little sexy magic. Who wants us to throw down our Rapunzel braid for you to scale up the castle wall? We’ve got your happily-ever-after right here…
@NiteFlirt