The comedians of Twitter did not “beat around the bush” with these hilarious tweets about female masturbation. Let’s just say you’ll be laughing until your batteries run out! Here are 11 funny tweets about rubbing one out.
- “is ‘beatboxing’ a good euphemism for female masturbation? asking for a friend. she’s a world class beatboxer.” Perfect euphemism…for your friend.
- “Did Catholic school ruin my chances at a healthy relationship with my vibrator.” We’ll pray for you.
- “Why is it called masturbation and not beating around your bush?” The important questions in life.
- “M: *drunk* This vibrator isn’t working.
H: *from another room* HAS ANYONE SEEN THE REMOTE?” Whoops! - “I’ll take the batteries out of the TV remote to use in my vibrator. IDGAF.” Get ‘er done!
- “Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.” What you call brave, we call resourceful!
- “I bought batteries for my toothbrush but put them in my vibrator instead because priorities.” #lifegoals
- “Shower sex.
Only it’s me and my vibrator getting it on.” Nothing wrong with a little me-time! - “‘Let’s call them robots in disguise!’
‘We’ve already decided they’re personal massagers.’
-Carl gets outvoted at the vibrator ad meeting.” Robot personal massagers? - “Remember when a selfie stick was just called a dildo?” The good ol’ days.
- “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate'” But not uncommon for a Ryan Gosling movie, let’s be honest.
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