As anyone who’s ever yelled something outrageous while cumming understands, it’s impossible to be self-possessed during an orgasm. Whether it’s calling out your ex’s name or something totally strange, you’ve probably said some less-than-ideal things while climaxing. Here are some strange things people said during orgasm on Whisper.
- “I screamed out that I wanted to be a woman during sex with my wife last night….”
The mind has a mind of its own during orgasm! - “When he was about to orgasm, he screamed ‘Yes Brittany!’ at the top of his lungs. My name’s not Brittany. That’s his sister. FML.”
Freudian slip? - “I didn’t realize how much I loved learning about communism until I screamed out Josef Stalin during orgasm.”
This guy gives new meaning to the term “history buff!” - “My boyfriend yelled, ‘For Narnia!’, once when we were having sex.”
Well, sex can make you feel like a warrior! - “My girlfriend and I were having sex last night. She screamed out her own name…”
That’s one way to toot your own horn! - “One time I was thinking about cereal during sex and screamed out Cap’n Crunch as I came.”
The Cap’n makes it happen! - “He lasted 2 minutes, yelled ‘I won!’ as he finished and then fell asleep.”
Definitely doesn’t sounds like a winner to us… - “My ex asked me to call him Santa Claus during sex. I screamed ‘Fuck me Santa!’”
And a VERY merry Christmas to you!
Looking to have an outrageous experience yourself? We can make you yell about stranger stuff than cereal here!
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