Author Archives: NiteFlirt

Soccer Star’s Girlfriend Flaunts Their “Competitive” Sex Life

The girlfriend of soccer star Isco got real about her sex-pectations. Appearing on a Spanish TV program, the girlfriend of the Real Madrid midfielder revealed the couple makes it a priority to fuck daily. “He and I didn’t want to come … Continue reading

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Sex Workers Recommend “Reverse Cowgirl” To Prevent Spread Of Coronavirus

Swiss sex workers have a good way to service clients without spreading the coronavirus—by fucking in reverse. Their inventive “corona sutra” encourages sex workers to fuck “doggy style” and “reverse cowgirl.” They drafted the guidelines in hopes that Switzerland will … Continue reading

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Swiss Brothels Will Reopen

Swiss brothels have been given the red light, er, green light to reopen as the country exits lockdown. There are strict health guidelines in place, including keeping your faces “one forearm length apart” during sex. Doggy style and reverse cowgirl … Continue reading

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Cancer Charity Now Sells Sex Toys

A cancer charity headed by actor Samuel Johnson has found a unique way to raise funds for the organization—selling sex toys. He surprised fans by announcing that a new adults-only range of pleasure devices are now available on his charity’s … Continue reading

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UK Government Makes Casual Sex Illegal

The UK Government is cracking down on casual fucking. The bizarre law banning Brits from getting it on with someone outside their household comes as several lockdown restrictions are eased. Britons are questioning the Government’s bizarre rules about fucking—as sex … Continue reading

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Australia’s First Female Supercars Driver Quits Racing To Become A Porn Star

Australia’s first full-time female Supercars driver has quit to become a porn star—and is raking in up to $25,000 a week by selling nude content on OnlyFans. Renee Gracie said she has no regrets about her unexpected career change: “It has put … Continue reading

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Movie Sex Scenes Will Be Replaced With CGI To Cut Coronavirus Risk

It seems digital sex is all the rage these days—just ask Hollywood. As Tinseltown prepares to reopen,  on-set sexual distancing protocols are beginning to be laid out—including animated fucking. The film editors’ trade association has released a 22-page file dictating … Continue reading

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Lindsey Graham Accused Of Hiring Gay Sex Workers

Senator Lindsey Graham is being accused of hiring gay sex workers—and people are calling him out for his “hypocritical” treatment of the LGBTQ community. Adult film star Sean Harding brought the accusations into the mainstream on Twitter: “There is a … Continue reading

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Sex Coach Leads Virtual Sexual Pleasure Workshops

A sex coach whose former student includes Gwyneth Paltrow has put her popular classes online during the lockdown—and claims it’s the perfect time to work on your orgasms. Betty Dodson, 90, a bestselling author dubbed the “godmother of masturbation,” runs … Continue reading

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Former Disney Star Rakes In Money As A Porn Star

“Boy Meets World” actress-turned-porn star Maitland Ward has been spending her days like most people, sheltering in place and baking—but it’s not the cookies everyone’s drooling over. The busty redhead nearly broke the internet with a flirty video of herself baking cookies … Continue reading

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