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Sex Workers Recommend “Reverse Cowgirl” To Prevent Spread Of Coronavirus

Swiss sex workers have a good way to service clients without spreading the coronavirus—by fucking in reverse. Their inventive “corona sutra” encourages sex workers to fuck “doggy style” and “reverse cowgirl.” They drafted the guidelines in hopes that Switzerland will … Continue reading

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Swiss Brothels Will Reopen

Swiss brothels have been given the red light, er, green light to reopen as the country exits lockdown. There are strict health guidelines in place, including keeping your faces “one forearm length apart” during sex. Doggy style and reverse cowgirl … Continue reading

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