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Category Archives: LOL!
Sex Club Hosts Digital Orgy With 100 Horny Masked Members
Infamous sex club Killing Kittens isn’t letting the coronavirus lockdown from getting in the way of its orgies. The exclusive group is hosting its first-ever digital orgy on Zoom, complete with burlesque and fire dancers. 100 masked members on 55 … Continue reading
NYC Declares War On ‘Rim Jobs’
NYC’s Department of Health is bending over backwards to warn the public about a particular sex act — “rim jobs.” The city’s health agency issued graphic guidelines for safe sex practices during the coronavirus pandemic, and licking ass was high up on their … Continue reading
Men Can Smell When A Woman Is Horny, Study Says
Men can smell when a woman is turned on by the aroma of her sweat — and they like it, according to a new study. Researchers asked men to rate women’s aromas during various states of arousal to determine the sexiest … Continue reading
Fox News Analyst Accidentally Shares “Sexy Vixen Vinyl” Screenshot
Fox News senior political analyst Brit Hume made a naughty mistake when he shared a screenshot while attempting to show the most recent betting odds on the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination. While he was admiring Biden’s surge on Super Tuesday, he … Continue reading
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Tagged Brit Hume, Fox News, mistake, political analyst, Tweet
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Let The Virginians Fuck
Virginia delegate Mark Levine is back at it again, trying to repeal an existing state law that made consensual sex with an unmarried person illegal. The punishment for the crime of fornication is a $250 fine, charged to both parties, … Continue reading
Porn Star Gets Smacked By A Monkey
While the above headline might sound like the title of a porn video, it’s actually what happened to a porn star in Bali. A porn star who wanted to take a selfie got more than he bargained for when an … Continue reading
Royal Family’s Website Accidentally Links To Porn Instead Of Charity
The Royal Family was left red-faced when they learned their official website appears to have inadvertently sent users to porn instead of a charity. A link on the British family’s site, royal.uk, was intended to highlight a charity known as Dolen Cymru, … Continue reading
West Point Cadet Crowdfunds Porn Star To Be His Date
A West Point Academy cadet tried to crowdfund money so that he could pay for flights and accommodation for his favorite porn star to attend the academy’s winter banquet as his date. He raised close to $400 on Gofundme before … Continue reading
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Tagged Cadet, Diamond Foxxx, Gofundme, porn star, West Point
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SNL Spoofs Pizza Delivery Porn
You don’t have to be a fan of porn to know that pizza delivery guys are a thing. They show up and they’ve got the pizza but their co-stars have no money—so they trade sex for pizza, naturally. SNL took … Continue reading