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Lawsuit Claims Hot Female Gamers Caused Man To Injure His “Joystick”

According to one gamer, excessive gaming has damaged his “joystick.” A California sex addict is suing the video streaming platform Twitch for millions after claiming that the site’s overabundance of “scantily clad gamers” have caused him to injure his dick. According … Continue reading

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NYC Offers Free Home Delivery Of Condoms, Lube On National Sex Day

City Department of Health officials are offering free home delivery of condoms, lube and HIV self-test kits to New Yorkers during the coronavirus crisis. “Even during a global pandemic, sex remains an important part of overall health and well-being for … Continue reading

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UK’s “Sex Ban” Will End For Some People

It seems “Sexit” is almost over. The UK’s “sex ban” has been lifted for some frisky lovers. British PM Boris Johnson announced he would partially lift the widely-mocked rules that made it illegal for a person to fuck someone they didn’t … Continue reading

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Olympic Boxer Failed Drug Test After Having Sex

US Olympic boxer Virginia Fuchs had doping allegations brought against her—but she claimed the banned substances were transmitted to her during sex. She has since spoken out in a video interview, saying she had “no idea” something like that could happen. … Continue reading

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Couples Should Wear Face Masks During Sex, Study Says

It seems condoms aren’t the only thing necessary for safe sex these days. A new study from researchers at Harvard University says that hooking up carries some risk for transmitting COVID-19 from one partner to the other and recommends — … Continue reading

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“Normal People” Producer Calls Out Pornhub For Pirating Sex Scenes

“Normal People’s” sex scenes are so arousing they ended up on Pornhub. They are so hot that one journalist said you should watch the series with a vibrator. The show even has an on-set intimacy coordinator to choreograph the sex moves—so it … Continue reading

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Man With Machete Acquitted In Sex Fantasy Mix-Up

An Australian man who’d been hired to carry out a stranger’s home-invasion sex fantasy — but who showed up, machete and rope in hand, at the wrong house — has been acquitted of all charges. The man was found not … Continue reading

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Sex Workers Recommend “Reverse Cowgirl” To Prevent Spread Of Coronavirus

Swiss sex workers have a good way to service clients without spreading the coronavirus—by fucking in reverse. Their inventive “corona sutra” encourages sex workers to fuck “doggy style” and “reverse cowgirl.” They drafted the guidelines in hopes that Switzerland will … Continue reading

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Swiss Brothels Will Reopen

Swiss brothels have been given the red light, er, green light to reopen as the country exits lockdown. There are strict health guidelines in place, including keeping your faces “one forearm length apart” during sex. Doggy style and reverse cowgirl … Continue reading

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UK Government Makes Casual Sex Illegal

The UK Government is cracking down on casual fucking. The bizarre law banning Brits from getting it on with someone outside their household comes as several lockdown restrictions are eased. Britons are questioning the Government’s bizarre rules about fucking—as sex … Continue reading

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