Category Archives: Off Topic

Sex Doll Brothel Blocked From Opening In Texas

Posted on November 1, 2018 by NiteFlirt

It seems not everyone in Texas is excited by the idea of opening a sex doll brothel. The mayor of Houston has blocked a kinky Canadian company from erecting a sex doll brothel in the city—at least for now. A … Continue reading →

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Dominatrix Whips Couples Into Shape With BDSM Therapy

Posted on October 31, 2018 by NiteFlirt

One New York City intimacy coach is taking a radical approach to help kinky couples with their sex lives. The dominatrix charges $500 an hour to help adventurous couples explore their BDSM side. “I want to help couples get rid … Continue reading →

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There’s Now a Fortnite Porn Parody

Posted on August 27, 2018 by NiteFlirt

If you’re a fan of the world’s most popular game, Fortnite, we’ve got good news for you: there’s now a porn parody! Fortnut combines all the things you love about the game with sleazy, hilarious sex. In other words, you … Continue reading →

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Grocery Store Helps Man Use His Donut As a Sex Toy

Posted on March 11, 2017 by NiteFlirt

A British man recently found himself in a crisis at his local grocery store when the sweet, buttery donut he wanted to use as a sex toy didn’t have a hole in it! What was he to do?! The man and … Continue reading →

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Your Boner Will Look Wild With These Wolf Print Underwear

Posted on November 19, 2016 by NiteFlirt

Have you ever wanted your junk to look like a wild animal? If so, we’ve got the perfect underwear for you: Wolf Head Crotch boxer briefs! The beastly underwear sold on Amazon promises to “make man [sic] look sexy and … Continue reading →

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Trump’s Appearance In a Porn Surfaces Amidst Miss Universe Controversy 

Posted on October 19, 2016 by NiteFlirt

Remember that time Donald Trump slut shamed Miss Universe by telling everyone they should go check out her sex tape? Well, the Republican presidential nominee just put his foot in his mouth. Again. It seems Trump forgot about that time … Continue reading →

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Durex Played Us With Its Eggplant Condom Hoax

Posted on October 1, 2016 by NiteFlirt

While food can be an aphrodisiac, and the eggplant emoji is everyone’s favorite sexual innuendo, we’re pretty sure not many people would find eggplant erotic. At least not when it comes to flavored condoms. This is why Durex’s recent eggplant-flavored … Continue reading →

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8 Innocent Photos That Are Actually Totally Filthy 

Posted on September 21, 2016 by NiteFlirt

Sometimes when you see seemingly “innocent” looking things, you wonder if they’re actually innocent or if it’s just your dirty mind. You know, like with that supposedly PG-13 bumper sticker that reads “BJ Mom.” Well, we’ve got good news for … Continue reading →

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You Can Now Get a Dick In Your Latte

Posted on August 20, 2016 by NiteFlirt

If you’re a latte drinker, you probably already know that the latte art obsession has officially peaked. These days, it’s no longer hip to get your coffee decorated with a carefully crafted kitty or flower design. Instead, dick lattes are … Continue reading →

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You’ve Never Seen Anything Like This Artist’s Erotic, Surreal Tumblr

Posted on August 7, 2016 by NiteFlirt

A Hamburg-based male artist, who chooses to remain anonymous, is behind the fantastical freakiness Girls Unawares, the Tumblr that remixes body parts into monstrous creations. The Tumblr is both an erotic celebration and a radical project in the name of self-love … Continue reading →

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