Category Archives: Oh No

Tennessee Cops Fired Over Repeated Fuck Fests

A freaky female officer in Tennessee allegedly had sexual liaisons with eight male officers, including multiple fuck fests while on duty. The steamy shenanigans—in which the female officer reportedly bragged about the size of one partner’s dick and claimed to … Continue reading

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MP’s Have Prostitutes Waiting In Hotel Room During Foreign Trips

MPs found sex workers waiting in their hotel rooms on a foreign trip, according to recent claims. The politicians are said to have been part of an All-Party Parliamentary Group (APPG) visit to a dictatorship when the XXX circumstances arose. … Continue reading

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Don’t Masturbate With X-Mas Ornaments, Doctor Says

A doctor in the UK is warning against a very stupid, XXX-mas trend: masturbating with ornaments. “It is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,” Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online. She was listing the dildo’s and don’ts of … Continue reading

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Indonesia Will Make Sex Outside Marriage Illegal

Indonesia’s parliament is expected to pass a new criminal code this month that will penalize sex outside marriage with a punishment of up to one year in jail. The ban also applies to tourists, officials have confirmed. Cohabitation before marriage … Continue reading

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Sex Workers Say Wells Fargo Shut Their Bank Accounts

Sex workers took to Twitter to slam Wells Fargo for inexplicably terminating their bank accounts. An adult performer who is also the president of the Adult Performance Artists’ Guild (APAG) said in a tearful Twitter video: “I don’t bounce checks, … Continue reading

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Esteemed Doctor Had Sex With Long Time Patient On Office Floor

An esteemed doctor who had sex with a patient on the floor of his office and continued a relationship with her has ended his 45-year career in disgrace. The doctor was working as a general practitioner when he had a … Continue reading

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Woman Almost Dies From Orgasm

A woman almost died from an orgasm, medics have revealed in a rare, new case report. She felt a “pop” in her chest during sex, which turned out to be a life-threatening injury to her main artery. The unidentified 45-year-old … Continue reading

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OnlyFans Star’s Sex Toys Were Stolen During Car Break-In

An Australian OnlyFans star says her car was broken into—and her sex toys were stolen. Lucy Banks says nothing too valuable was taken, but some criminal is “going to be shocked” to find her belongings. “There’s a criminal around who is going … Continue reading

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Man Claims Wingstop Employees Are Having Sex In The Back In Viral TikTok

“Don’t try the ranch,” a Wingstop customer advised on TikTok. The TikToker says that while he was in a Wingstop, two employees were having sex in the back of the restaurant. The man posted a TikTok showing a Wingstop restaurant—with … Continue reading

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Alex Jones Sent Nude Photo Of His Wife To Roger Stone

Alex Jones—who has made his fortune off of publicly harassing the victims’ parents of the Sandy Hook mass shooting—continues to keep it classy. Lawyers for the notorious American conspiracy theorist accidentally gave his legal adversaries a nude photo of his … Continue reading

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