Looking for ways to make your commute more pleasurable? Then you’re going to love the latest, NSFW hoverboard for the “busy millennial”—the Dildo Hoverboard! It allows you to navigate your busy life while also giving you some TLC at the same time.
“The Dildo Hoverboard allows me to squeeze in that much needed pleasure time,” one excited commuter says in the promotional video as she navigates sidewalk traffic. “The device is fully adjustable, and the easy to use control panel allows me to choose my favorite thrusting speed and rhythmic vibration,” says the video’s very happy customer. But before you rush to order this multitasking device that adds a whole new level of fun to your workday schlep, we should tell you that this is another hilarious prank from the folks who brought you the Dildo Selfie Stick and the Dildo Drone. And maybe that’s for the best—since hoverboards have been known to catch on fire, we’re pretty sure you shouldn’t let it get you hot and bothered just yet.
Looking for ways to make your weekday much more fun? Come roll our way for some much need “pleasure time!”
Check out the video for the Dildo Hoverboard here.
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