If you’ve ever wanted to fuck a can of Four Loko, now you can. The infamous alcoholic, caffeinated soda has teamed up with the makers of Fleshlight to create a Four Loko Fleshlight. For $69, you don’t need to risk the cuts and scrapes from making love to a soda can — now, you can safely make your fantasy a reality thanks to Fleshlight’s textured “Mini-Lotus” canal.
The Fleshlight is packaged in Four Loko’s classic camo-print label that has a screw off top for easy Four Loko screwing. It also comes with a brown paper bag so you can confidently carry your Four Loko Fleshlight in public. “We at Fleshlight believe in freedom, fantasy and the pursuit of pleasure,” Fleshlight CEO said in a press release. “This unique collaboration will allow us to spread our much-needed message throughout the culture in exciting new ways.”
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Check out more about the Four Loko Fleshlight: https://mashable.com/article/