While this may not be breaking or serious sex news, this is kind of the best invention ever. You see, there’s a company out there that created an appliance that literally burns the images of a penis or a vagina onto your toast. We can see it now: the ultimate brunch with 
friends, including eggs, mimosas, and penis bread. Please invite us if you decide to have one. Please! We’re getting horny just thinking about that delicious feast!
The company specializes in all types of branding, but who wants a logo of their favorite sports team, when you can bite into toast with a pussy on 
it?! They’re called “Burnt Impressions” and you can get their products on amazon or straight from their website right here.
@NiteFlirt