8 Naughty Halloween Costumes For Men 

Posted on October 28, 2016 by NiteFlirt

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What is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? From every iteration of a “sexy” costume to ones that are basically just a dirty joke, Halloween seems to make everyone randy. Here are 8 naughty Halloween costumes for men that will have you asking Trick or Treat?

Adult Genie In a Lamp
The lamp around your waist reads “Rub Me!” It’ll take magic for that one to work…

Shocker Costume

Yup: a giant hand holding up two fingers (for the pink) and a pinky (for the stink). The product description on this one reads, “Those three fingers will leave you well remembered among the ladies.” Or maybe they’ll just be shocked?

Free Willie Adult Costume
This one takes a beloved children’s movie starring an adorable whale and turns it into a dick joke. Not sure the ladies will be cheering for you in the end in this costume…

 

Wanna See My Nuts
It’s a tree costume with a cute squirrel popping out from the groin area. Are we noticing a trend here with punny dick jokes?

Down For the Count
Take Dracula and a horny vampire who loves to give blow-
jobs and you’ve got the perfect costume!

The Fire Extinguisher
It’s a fireman’s costume—but with a hose for a dick! Don’t see many women putting out your fire with this.

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Adult Droopers Costume
It’s a dude dressed up as an old lady wearing a “Droopers” crop top (like the Hooters one)–only with fake droopy tits hanging down!

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Hung Like a Horse 
Strap a horse’s head to your crotch and you’re good to go!

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Looking for a little naughtiness yourself? You don’t need a dirty costume to get a good treat this Halloween!

Check out more naughty Halloween costumes for men here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sexual-male-humor-costumes_us_57f2b7d6e4b0d0e1a9a923b6?

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7 Confessions From People Who Got Caught Watching Porn

Posted on October 27, 2016 by NiteFlirt

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryHave you ever been interrupted during an especially, um, private moment? If you have, you know how embarrassing it can be. And you’ll definitely relate to these confessions from people on Whisper about the time they got caught watching porn.

  1. “One time my dad walked in on me watching porn at 2:00 a.m. in our living room. And now I realize he was probably about to do the same.”
    Good father-son bonding moment?
  2. “My roommate caught me watching porn. But he pulled up a chair and watched it with me.”
    Best. Friends. For. Ever.
  3. “I was watching porn yesterday and I had almost reached climax and then my grandma walked in.”
    What, she didn’t pull up a chair?
  4. “My wife caught me looking at porn and told me I had to choose between a divorce and watching her have sex with another man.”
    Well, the first option is extreme—but the second one might be fun!
  5. “I was watching porn and my mom walked in. Now she keeps asking me if I need any lube.”
    Mother Of The Year!
  6. “My wife walked in on me watching gay porn. She stood there for a minute, pulled down her jeans, and watched it with me.”
    Marriage is bliss!
  7. “My cat caught me watching porn. I feel unnecessarily guilt.”
    What a naughty, naughty pussy!

Looking to have a private moment yourself on NiteFlirt? Pull up a chair and bring the lube!

Check out more confessions from people who’ve been caught watching porn here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bencoleman2/14-people-who-were-caught-watching-porn

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People In Russia Are Sharing Videos Of Themselves Narrating Porn To Protest Censorship

Posted on October 26, 2016 by NiteFlirt

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_silhouetteRussian citizens are rightfully pissed off at their government and its censorship agency Roskomnadzor for blocking porn on Pornhub and YouPorn. So to protest the move, they’re sharing videos of themselves not only watching porn, but narrating what happens, detail by painstaking detail, under the hashtag #rospornobzor. By watching and narrating porn, Russians want their government to know what they think of the agency’s suggestion to go “meet someone in real life.”

“Daniel Trabun, the digital director of Esquire Russia, kicked off the hashtag with this video, in which he gives an 8-minute play-by-play of a clip called ‘Stepbrother Catches His Sister With a Big Dildo and Then Fucks Her,” reports Buzzfeed. He describes every detail from the “very simple interior” to the camera angles and pop-up ads he sees. Since then, people have shared themselves watching clips in dark rooms, under the covers, and even out in public to protest what they consider their government’s “hypocritical, sterile, and conservative position.” So, if you speak Russian and hate censorship, you can watch some angry citizens watching porn in solidarity.

Want to watch something x-rated yourself? We censor nothing at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Russians sharing videos of themselves narrating porn to protest censorship here:https://www.buzzfeed.com/susiearmitage/people-are-narrating-porn-online-after-their-government-bloc

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The Best, Dirtiest Porn on Tumblr

Posted on October 25, 2016 by NiteFlirt

tumblrWhile Tumblr may have a “clean” reputation as a blogging site, it actually offers some of the finest, filthiest porn on the internet! From artful images to amateur porn to vintage pin-ups—you just have to know where to look. Here’s the best porn Tumblr has to offer:

  1. Taste This Kitty
    You’ll find fucking, BDSM, sexy GIFS, and best of all, loads of images of head!
  2. Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn
    This Tumblr is all about the pussy—cats that is! Yes, these cats don’t know and don’t care that a porn is happening all around them. Meow!
  3. Addicted to Fucking and Sex
    As Daily Dot explains, “Addicted to Fucking and Sex is a one-stop digital porn shop, boasting an impressive archive and a button for longer videos. It’s also open to submissions and archives what it receives, so users hoping to get a feel of their fellow Tumblr fans can easily navigate to the goods, pick up some inspiration along the way, and maybe even find their new favorite porn Tumblr.” Hot hot hot!
  4. Bijou
    This one’s dedicated to keeping Chicago’s revered gay adult Bijou Theater & Sex Club’s spirit alive by preserving its archives of vintage porn online. Old school gay porn stars? Yes please!
  5. The Art of Porn
    Sex is beautiful. And this Tumblr captures the artful moments of getting down. Sexy and aesthetic!

Looking for something naughty? Whatever (filthy thing) you’re looking for, you’ll find it at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the best smut on Tumblr here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/tumblr-porn-accounts/

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‘Pokemon Go’ Gets a Gay Porn Parody

Posted on October 24, 2016 by NiteFlirt

PikachuSex“Pokemon Go” has already inspired Pokemon nudes, Pokemon sex meet-ups, and now, a Pokemon Go gay porn parody! Considering how randy the world’s most popular gaming app seems to have made everyone, a gay XXX parody shouldn’t come as any big surprise. Men.com is producing the x-rated gay porn parody of Pokemon Go, “Fuckemon Go,” starring Johnny Rapid.

In the recently released trailer, Ash (Johnny Rapid) and Brock (Will Braun) go out on a naughty adventure looking for Pokemon. First, they have to fight off a “Buttplugosaur” in the Gay Forest. Then they find Peek-a-choo (Adam Bryant)—wearing a skimpy yellow thong! It’s then that they realize the true purpose of their mission: “I think we need to fuck Pokemon!” Well, you know what they say—“Gotta fuck’em all!” Seems like everyone’s a winner in this game!

Looking for a little adventure yourself? You’ll always win big at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the Pokemon Go porn parody here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/09/01/pokemon-go-gets-a-gay-porn-parody-and-well-never-look-at-pikachu-the-same-way-again/

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People Are Starting To Realize What Ariana Grande’s Naughty Song ‘Side To Side’ Is Really About

Posted on October 23, 2016 by NiteFlirt

hotgirlbikeSometimes, when you’re jamming out to a seemingly innocent song and you suddenly realize it’s not that innocent (to paraphrase Britney Spears), it’s like a (dirty) light bulb goes off above your head. And lately, a lot of shocked listeners have been having this reaction to Ariana Grande’s new song, “Side To Side.” While at first it might seem like she’s just talking about riding a bike, upon closer listening, she is definitely talking about something much much naughtier.

As Lena Dunham said on social media: “Jack just explained that the song Side to Side is about getting railed so hard you can’t walk. SO MANY EMOTIONZ.” So, yes, the lyric “ride dick bicycle” is in fact about getting dick so bomb you can’t walk straight. And “wrist icicle” is when you give a hand job and the cum drips off your wrist. Bless your smutty heart, Ariana!

Looking for something a little naughty yourself? We know a thing or two about “side to side” here!

Check out more about the real, nasty meaning of Ariana Grande’s song “Side To Side”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/christianzamora/ariana-and-dick-so-bomb-you-cant-walk

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Snapchat’s New Feature Lets You Send Flawless Sexts

Posted on October 22, 2016 by NiteFlirt

SextingHave you ever let a family member scroll through your photos as you looked on panicked, praying they wouldn’t stumble across that naughty nude pic? Well, Snapchat has a solution: its new feature allows you to file away your raunchy pictures and videos in a folder called “My Eyes Only.” This brilliant, personal folder is promising to change the way we sext forever.

The feature lets you back up all your sexts, so you can “perfect your naked Snap and archive it—effectively creating a porno folder filled with the most flawless X-rated stuff to send at any time,” explains Elite Daily. Since the feature lets you edit and save your sexts, the next time the person you’re fucking asks for a naked pic, you’ll have a flawless curated nude at the ready. Snapchat also made a helpful video—with sexy Instagram stars Alexis Ren and Sian Chapman—about how to file away your sexy, personal pics to avoid unfortunate, awkward situations. Ready, set, SEXT!

Looking for some flawless X-rated stuff yourself? Come get naughty with us right here!

Check out more about Snapchat’s new feature that lets you send flawless sexts: https://elitedaily.com/social-news/snapchats-update-send-flawless-sexts/1545090/

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Drone Footage Captures a Couple Sexing In a Church Steeple 

Posted on October 21, 2016 by NiteFlirt
Screenshot Via YouTube | LION KUZNETSOV

Screenshot Via YouTube | LION KUZNETSOV

Pretty soon, there’s going to be a new term for when a drone accidentally captures a lot more than just a stunning aerial shot (drucking? Droning?). In Tver, Russia, a drone caught a naughty couple on the top of a church’s steeple in a state of, um, rapture. That’s one way to have a really memorable tourist experience!

At first, the footage looks like your everyday sightseer shot. But when the drone gets closer, you see a bird’s-eye-view of the couple having very public, very enthusiastic doggy-style sex. At the end of the clip, the couple is interrupted by another tourist—who got quite a different view than he was expecting! Well, at least the drone wasn’t the only thing to break up the couple’s spirited fun.

Looking for some naughty fun yourself? We can definitely put you in a state of rapture here!

Check out the drone footage of a couple sexing in a church steeple in the video or visit Mashable linked below:

Want to read more/see more? Visit Mashable here.

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20 Things Better Than Getting Laid 

Posted on October 20, 2016 by NiteFlirt

You’ve probably heard it said, “There’s nothing better than sex.” So in response to this claim, Buzzfeed made a video of all the things that are supposedly better than sex (check out the video below). We’ll let you decide: would you rather get nachos, or get laid?

  1. Listening to your favorite song
    Music is good for the soul—but so is sex!
  2. Laughter
    Sharing a good belly laugh with friends is great for boosting serotonin…just like sex.
  3. Puppies
    Yep, also good for stress. You know, like having sex.
  4. Weekends
    Waking up on a Saturday and realizing you don’t have to work is great. But you know what’s better? You guessed it: morning sex!
  5. Nachos
    Almost as good as getting laid?
  6. Fresh laundry
    Always lovely. But you know what’s lovelier…? Sex!
  7. Killing an entire bottle of wine
    Fun, but sex won’t give you a hangover.
  8. Finding cash
    Never a bad thing. Much like having sex!
  9. Naps
    These are good. But we’d rather stay awake, if you know what we mean (wink wink).
  10. Free food
    What about free love?
  11. Massage 
    Which type?
  12. Donuts
    Craveable and delicious. Just like sex!

Noticing a pattern here? There really is nothing better than sex!

Check out the Buzzfeed video “20 Things That Are Better Than Getting Laid” below:

And read more on BuzzFeed by clicking here! 

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Trump’s Appearance In a Porn Surfaces Amidst Miss Universe Controversy 

Posted on October 19, 2016 by NiteFlirt

Remember that time Donald Trump slut shamed Miss Universe by telling everyone they should go check out her sex tape? Well, the Republican presidential nominee just put his foot in his mouth. Again. It seems Trump forgot about that time he made an appearance in a Playboy adult film.

“Trump’s role in the porn is relatively benign and centers around him breaking a bottle of champagne on a Playboy-branded limo while several of the playmates are visiting New York City,” reported Buzzfeed, who found the sex tape in New York–based adult video store Cinema Cornucopia. “Other scenes from the film feature fully nude women posing in sexual positions, dancing naked, touching themselves while naked, touching each other sensually, rubbing honey on themselves, taking a bath, and dressing in costumes.” Surely Trump’s heard the saying “Keep your own doorstep clean”? Perhaps he needs to apply that proverb to his career in dirty adult films!

Looking for some adult fun yourself? We’ll give you an experience you’ll never forget!

Check out more about Trump’s appearance in a porn movie here: https://www.politicususa.com/2016/09/30/trump-3.html

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