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Remember the days of getting a toy inside your happy meal? Well, a Denmark restaurant just upped the ante with their special: burger, fries, and a sex toy! Hot Buns, a Danish Gastropub famous for their juicy burgers (or is it for their waitresses?), is the first ever restaurant to combine food and sex. Here’s the deets:

Hot Buns After Dark is a burger, fry, and sex shop joint! Seriously. You can chow down on gastropub fare while also shopping for dildos, vibrators, cock rings (don’t confuse that with your onion rings—could get dangerous!), and whips. The owner explains, “On Friday and Saturday nights, there are only two things most people want: sex and food. We’re combining them both.” For a restaurant that boasts “Boobs of the Day” on their instagram page (basically, guess which hot server these tits belong to), a burger/sex shop does seem the logical next step. Hooters, take note!

This is either the best or worst idea ever; jury’s still out. In the meantime, if you’re hungry for some of our hot buns, we’ve got the juiciest, most mouthwatering ones you’ll ever sink your teeth into! Give ours a try!

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We have mirrors, cameras, and porn to see what fucking looks like. But have you ever wanted to see what fucking looks like from inside your body? Well, a bold Chinese couple did, so they decided to try fucking inside an MRI machine—all in the name of science, of course! Here’s what it looks like:

When the couple in the x-ray share a passionate kiss, you can see their tongues licking and their hearts pounding in excitement. And when they start to fuck? You can actually see—from the inside—the guy’s cock moving deeply inside his lady’s pussy. And though it’s unfamiliar to see just a woman’s pubic bone being penetrated by just the silhouette of an excited, hard cock, the image is strangely erotic! You can see the woman’s hips moving up and into her man’s cock for even deeper penetration, and you can tell the man is really enjoying it through his clearly excited thrusting. Science is amazing!

We can’t think of many things freakier than getting it on inside an MRI machine, but we’re always open to suggestions! Feel like exploring the miracle that is the human body? We promise you’ll love ours!

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A pornographic doodle was recently discovered in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks. The famous painter’s lesser known sketch is of two cocks with legs and tails walking toward what appears to be a crudely drawn ass-hole! Historians believe the drawing was most likely done by Leonardo’s mischievous apprentice and lover, Salai. In fact, the anus is literally titled “Salai.” Cheeky! Da Vinci’s passion for the beautiful Salai is well-documented. Salai had golden, curly hair he wore in ringlets, which were said to delight his famous master. Art historians believe his Greek-like face, sexy pout, and curly hair appear repeatedly in Leonardo’s drawings. Leonardo having a young, hot gay lover was not that unusual for the time—in the fifteenth century, Florentines were so well known for homosexuality that the German word for sodomite was Florenzer. Young, horny gay men’s insatiable sexual appetites caused such a scandal in Florentine that two more public brothels were opened in order to tempt them to “less evil” vices. Da Vinci was almost certainly gay, and his intimate, passionate relationship with Salai as well as the x-rated doodle is further proof of this fact.

Here at Niteflirt, we love sexy gay men (and women!). Whatever tickles your fancy, so to speak. To honor the famous painter, come be mischievous and playful with us!

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Ever fantasized about jumping up and down in a bounce castle made entirely of giant, luscious tits? Well, now you can do it! Londoners Bompas and Parr created a boob bounce castle for The Museum of Sex (MoSex) in NYC, and it’ll be open to joyous jumpers until 2015 (check out the amazing video below)!

It’s actually part of a larger interactive exhibit called “Funland: The Erotic Playground.” In one exhibit, museum visitors can “scale a wall of orifices and appendages in ‘Grope Mountain.’” There’s also “The Tunnel of Love,” in which adventurous patrons can embark on a climatic journey down a trippy maze that leads to the coveted “G” spot Very exciting–literally!

Who wouldn’t want to journey to the center of a mind-blowing orgasm, or feel their way up a mountain of hot tits and ass? But in case you can’t make it to the exhibit, we have plenty of bodacious, bouncy tits right here!

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In case you weren’t aware that professional twerking is an actual thing, here’s proof: Jessica Vanessa, the 22 yr old former schoolteacher who now makes a living twerking on Vine. She’s the most popular twerker in the world: not only does she “make a living”—she makes ass-loads (wink wink) of money shaking her money-maker (literally). Vanessa claims to be making six-figures off her six-second videos. Damn, that’s some lucrative rump-shaking!

She has 1.9 million followers on Vine. And she says loads of advertisers are throwing stacks of money her way to mention their products before or after she jiggles/claps/bounces her ample big booty for her loyal fans. Vanessa says she loves entertaining people, and loves the attention. Not only that, but her family is incredibly supportive—if you got it, flaunt it, right?—with her brother working as her professional cameraman.

Shake what your momma gave you! In the mood for some luscious ass? We’ve got all the jiggle you need right here!

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PornHub’s gigantic erection in Times Square came down almost as quickly as it went up. The company’s first ever billboard, measuring 54×48 feet, was prematurely removed after just a few hours. The sign displayed the winning entry in a contest for a non-pornographic ad, which read “All You Need is Hand,” with two hands forming a heart. Brilliant!

Even though the campaign is relatively tame, the DoubleTree Hotel allegedly objected to the billboard since it shares the same building. PornHub is currently scouting other places in New York and other metropolitan areas for their campaign. But in the meantime, they’ve put together a brilliant video to bolster marketing with the Gotham Rock Choir that combines the famous Beatles’ song “All You Need Is Love” with a parody song called “All You Need Is Hand.” See it below!

Porn is great, but we are so, so much better than your loving hand! All You Need Is NiteFlirt!

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It goes without saying that there are many, many old-school sex myths about women. We’ve already debunked 3 in part 1 of this article: women aren’t as horny as men; women are better at monogamy; women don’t get turned on watching porn. These are just a few, so now we’re going to take on 4 more:

1. Women take longer to get turned on

You may have heard that men only need 90 seconds to get rock-hard and ready for action, while women require much more time. But researchers at McGill University found that men and women get aroused at around the same rate, with both sexes clocking in at 10 minutes. We’re not surprised by this, but we still ask: why rush it? Take your time; enjoy all the amazing sensations leading up to the main event. It’s all good, sexy fun!

2. Women take longer to cum

So, on average women take the same amount of time as men to cum—while masturbating. Though it is true that women take longer during PIV (penis in vagina) sex. This just gives all the more reason to take your time before fucking, making sure your lady gets really hot and revved up for action!

3. Women’s libidos decrease with age

Hello, Mrs. Robinson! According to research done by University of Texas, women in their 30’s and 40’s are in their sexual prime, with higher sex drives than teens and 20 year-olds. It’s also been shown that women in their 40’s have more intense, better orgasms, and are more likely to cum multiple times! Sex getting better for women as they get older is one of the best kept secrets. Older the berry, sweeter the juice, as the saying goes.

4. If you make a woman cum, she will fall in love with you (it’s hormonal)

Maybe you’ve heard this one: a man can fuck as many women as he wants and not get attached, but women can’t have meaningless sex because her hormones make her fall in love. Here’s what’s true: orgasming does release the “love-hormone,” oxytocin, but this happens in both men and women. And there’s no evidence that shows that this hormone causes anybody to fall in love. I guess this would explain why the popularity of one-nighters will never go out of style!

All this new sex science shows what women already knew themselves: we love to fuck, to cum, and it only keeps getting better and better! Want to see for yourself? We love to prove sex myths wrong!

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A prankster in Vancouver gave the city quite an eyeful with their giant, naked satan statue. The anatomically correct statue was erected (see what we did there?) in the exact location where a Christopher Columbus statue once stood, right off the sky train line, for all the city to see. The statue is bright red, flashing a satan/rock & roll sign, with a rock-hard, fully erect 10 inch cock—also bright red!

The devil statue has become a popular attraction for thousands of amused gawkers. But the city of Vancouver didn’t find the prank so funny (or titillating). City officials quickly tore the statue down, without quite knowing how to handle it without coming into contact with satan’s enormous raging hard-on. Check out the hilarious video below to see the awkward city worker trying not to grab the Dark Prince’s giant package.

All hail the Lord of the Underworld’s massive red dick! Want to get into some naughty, devilish fun? We love to be bad!

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