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A study conducted on Match.com reveals some pretty interesting data on the sex lives of single dudes. Here’s some facts you may not have known:

1. Guys in San Francisco get laid more than guys in any other city. This making anyone else want to relocate? Meet me in San Francisco?—I hope so!
2. Los Angeles has the most sexually unsatisfied singles. LA men, can’t get no satisfaction? Give us a try!
3. New York is Joe Average in terms of frequency and the number of partners men fuck. This is the city that never sleeps? Come on, NYC—up your game!
4. Chicago is the most sexually satisfied city. LA and NYC take note: even in the freezing, windy city, guys still manage to go out and have good sex!
5. Men’s favorite sex positions are doggie style and reverse cowgirl—we can get behind those! (see what we did there?)
6. 52% of single men have sex more than once a month. I think we can help up those numbers!
7. 10 pm is the most preferred time to fuck. Let’s take this party into the daylight: you know what they say—it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

We here at Niteflirt love single men and wholeheartedly support their efforts to get more action. Wherever you are, whatever you like, whatever the time, we’ve got just what you need to make your sex life satisfying and hot!

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Jess Fink loves to draw and read graphic, erotic comics that depict sex in all their animated glory. The first reason for this, obviously, is that it gets her off—drawing and writing stories about fucking is more preferable for her and many others than other types of graphic images, like porn. In fact, humans have been making erotic art since forever (sexy cave paintings, for example), but they didn’t rise in popularity until around the 1920s, when they were heavily influenced by Japanese wood-cut depictions of hot, kinky sex (think entangled, yogic limbs and open, flowing robes). In the 1920’s lesbian erotic art was very popular, depicting hot girl-on-girl fucking in a playful and, at the time, shocking way. The 1950’s was a time of challenging anti-gay censorship laws, with comics boldly showing two men with rock hard cocks feeling up each other’s muscles. And the Tijuana Bibles, a racy comic sold illegally in the 20’s-40’s was how many couples learned about fucking, since sex education was literally non-existent during those times!

Jess Fink says what inspires her hot illustrations is her own desires: wanting to make art that gets her turned on and that allows her to express her fantasies in a way she can choose for herself. And she loves the sexy attention to detail she can give to her characters and to their stories, not to mention her ability to turn others on and imagine their desires as well as her own.

All this hot, illustrated fucking has really put us in the mood. Come explore your desires with us!

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The second of our August contests is now finished and we’re ready to start awarding some money!

1st: GlitterGoddess
2nd: IvoryDancer
3rd: Trance

Incredible! All the Flirts at the top really did an extraordinary job of pushing their Goodies this month to unique customers. Don’t be discouraged if you didn’t place though! We’re cooking up some new competitions and we will be looking to get even more Flirts involved this next go around.

The following Flirts also each sold more than $1000 in the last two weeks of August and will receive a $100 bonus: 

GlitterGoddess  
IvoryDancer
Trance 
Isabella Valentine
Lauren Rules 
Femdom Life Coach 
Goddess Lycia 
AlleyBaggett 
Queen of The Night 
MistressSherryElizabeth 

And finally an extra $300 goes to our final two weeks of August grand champion…

GlitterGoddess

A huge thank you to everyone who participated and made some money for themselves by selling their Goodies in the process. The point of these contests is to not only reward all of you for your hard work but also to show you just how great of a new revenue stream Goodies can be. Keep at it!

We had a record month selling Goodies. August was truly off the charts. Thanks to all of you and let’s keep pushing our Goodies program through the roof!

Until the next competition…

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What if we told you that Queen Victoria—the name given to the morally prudish “Victorian” era—had her husband build them a secluded castle in Scotland so they could have wild, freaky sex away from prying eyes? It’s true. In her recently discovered letters—thought to be hidden by the royal family until recently to keep up Queen Victoria’s image with the sexually inhibited era in which she lived—history tells a very different story of a very randy queen. Despite the royal family’s best efforts to hide her lusty appetites, it is well documented that the Queen loved to fuck, and would get into all types of kinky shenanigans at her Scottish castle, despite the scandalized whisperings of her chamber maids and others around her. In her letters she wrote about her architect husband, Prince Albert’s, “heavenly love-making”—he was known for being quite the sex-machine in bed, and was called “the great industry,” a double entendre referring to his strengths as an artist and as a voracious, hot lover. For her birthday one year, he had an erotic portrait commissioned of the Queen in which she is shown post-orgasmic, bare-shouldered, and with sexy bedroom eyes (the painting was hidden away in a lost corridor of the castle until recently). When he died suddenly, the queen was heartbroken and inconsolable—that is until a hot stableboy rekindled her lust for life and for fucking. He’s described as the archetype of a Scottish loverboy: manly, passionate, warrior-like, and was called “the Queen’s Stallion” for good reason—it would take a lot of fiery stamina to keep up with that horny queen!

Not even those sexually inhibited Victorians could tame the Queen’s love for getting laid! And who could blame her? Just the thought of a secluded Scottish sex castle makes us lose all inhibitions. We’ve got the full royal treatment for you right here. Read the article about the feisty Queen on the Daily Beast.

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Ever wondered if Prince Charming is really the whole package? If Aladdin could take princess Jasmine to a whole new world in the sack as well as on a magic carpet? Or what it would be like to get down with prince Erik under a sea of bed sheets? The staff at Jezebel just had to find out what our favorite Disney male characters were packing underneath their princely garb. They came up with detailed illustrations and descriptions—including dick length, girth, fully erect, etc.—for the male characters erotic portraitures. Here’s some of the highlights:

Prince Charming: Obviously, the perfect man has the perfect cock. Perfect size, perfect girth, rock hard and ready to make dreams come true at the fireplace, glass slipper in hand!

Aladdin: He’s got a nice dick and balls just begging for an eager, cool tongue on a hot Arabian night. And like a magic lamp, his cock is ready for a willing hand to rub it till the magic starts.

John Smith: He’s got a huge dick, manly, hairy chest, and he’s waiting to get wild in the woods, with nothing on but his woodsman boots and a smile.

All this talk of Disney princes’ cocks has got us in the mood to make a little sexy magic. Who wants us to throw down our Rapunzel braid for you to scale up the castle wall? We’ve got your happily-ever-after right here…

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In an awesome and bold move, Cosmopolitan is finally getting on the gay-friendly bandwagon with its new sex position list specifically for women who fuck other women. The list includes 28 hot girl-on-girl positions, with detailed instructions, illustrations, and even a handy rating of how difficult each position is. Some are definitely easier than others, like the Rocket, in which you simply face your partner and straddle her face while she plays with your tits, or the Double Duty, in which you eat her pussy from behind while also occasionally licking her ass. Then there’s the more advanced ones, like the Kinky Jockey, where your partner gets on all fours, you straddle her back like a horse, and then proceed to ride her tailbone—that sounds like it could be dangerous! There’s also Defying Gravity, which is as challenging as it sounds: your partner sits on a chair while you, facing away from her, attempt to essentially do a handstand in the air, sticking your pussy into her face for some kinky up-side down head. Acrobatic! 

These sound like a blast, and would certainly add some spice into any lesbian fuck session. We’re glad Cosmo’s starting to get with the times and include other types of sex articles than ones just for hetero-couples. Not to mention how hot those illustrations has got us! Who wants to try them out? We’re up to the Cosmo challenge!

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Jim McBride, aka, Mr. Skin is famous for his naughty speciality: he can tell you exactly which movie(s) your favorite actress has gotten naked in. That’s right, even the unlikeliest candidates: Marcia Brady showed her tits in Texas Lightning a year after the Brady Bunch ended; Susan Dey from the Partridge Family bared all in First Love. Mr. Skin is the movie nudity maven, with an almost encyclopedic knowledge of nude scenes in movies. He started out tirelessly documenting every nude scene he could find by recording them onto VHS tapes in the 90’s—he’d have his buddies over and watch hours and hours of hot actresses baring it all.

Now he does a lot of radio shows where he flaunts his unique “gift” and works on his very successful website, Mr. Skin.com, that currently has over 25,000 nude actresses chronicled in film or television. In 2014, the most searched actress is Scarlett Johnson (who goes full-frontal in Under the Skin). Miley Cyrus and Selma Hayek are also very popular this year. But Alyssa Milano holds the record for the most searches and page views for the past 15 years.

He says the website celebrates nudity on film, and that they take their job very seriously: they can show you whichever actress you want to see naked, at exactly what minute-mark the actress will get naked, and what she’ll be showing (tits, ass, the money-shot, even just a strip down to bra and panties). And now Mr. Man is in the works to document all the hot male bods baring all on screen.

Who doesn’t love seeing sexy strip-downs? We got your favorite money-shot right here.

Read more about Mr. Skin on the Daily Beast.

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The Japanese company, Orient Industry, has created sex dolls so life-like it’s hard to tell you’re not fucking a human. The company specializes in creating sex dolls with extremely human-like eyes and skin, to make the kinky experience as realistic as possible. The sex dolls are called “Dutch Wives,” cost a cool $1,500, and if you buy one, the company boasts, you won’t want the real thing ever again. Intrigued?

The sex dolls are made out of the highest quality silicon, and come with their own line of clothing. They are also completely customizable, so you can choose what size tits, what color hair, etc. you most desire. Most impressively, they have moveable joints, which means you can bend the doll into many different dirty positions—doggy style, reverse cowgirl, the possibilities are endless!

We love sex toys, but come on; ain’t nothing like the real thing! We have everything you need right here. Just take a look!

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