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American photographer Jebediah Johnson’s newest artistic endeavor, the Makeout Project, has him putting on lipstick, kissing hot strangers, and documenting the smudges. Johnson explains in the Guardian that he liked the idea of lipstick marks as a powerful, erotic symbol, and that he also liked the idea of getting to kiss hot strangers he desired. A win-win situation, no? At first, he mostly photographed sexy women he fantasized having lipstick smeared all over their faces and necks. But then he started kissing sexy men, which lead to unexplored, sultry experiences—lipstick stains on the shirt collar, exciting and unexpected moments of passion in which the subjects would take over.

Some of the portraits can get pretty racy: sexy images of women biting their lips seductively or sensuously looking into the camera as if into a lover’s eyes with whom she’d like to strip naked and overpower right then and there. And when asked if there’s ever an erotic charge between Johnson and his subjects, he says definitely, yes: “A few times it’s got really real for me; there’s some where I was probably like oh that was nice, and they’re thinking oh that was incredible, I don’t know what to do now. The different levels are very interesting.”

What a cool, sexy project! Those lipstick stains all over those eager stranger’s faces is so hot! Who’s hankering for a little naughty lipstick smear on their collar? We’ve got the perfect shade of red right here.

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Hot Octopuss’ revolutionary male vibrator, Pulse, has upped the game in male sex toys with its amazing technology. What separates this male stimulator from the billions of other sex toys on the market is the groundbreaking way it gets a guy off. Using oscillations on the frenulum—the connecting tissue between the head and the shaft—it creates maximum stimulation to create unbelievable new levels of pleasure. The oscillating technology has actually already existed in the medical field to help men with spinal cord injuries get their rocks off. Sounds intense!

The way it works is simple: the guy places his cock in the vibrator, which looks like a futuristic, vibrating pussy, turns it on, and strokes it up and down his dick, letting the amazing vibrations bring him to the ultimate climax. It even has a hands free option!

Here at Niteflirt, we are all about incorporating sex toys into the mix for some extra sexy fun! Hot Octopuss is actually looking for testers. We’d certainly like to give it a try—it works great alone or with a partner!

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In Basement Jaxx’s new video, “Never Say Never,” they unleash never before seen technology in the form of a twerking robot: the Twerk-Bot 1.0. In the video, a Japanese husband and wife team are hard at work mastering the Twerk-Bot in order to “stimulate the world to dance”—for without dance “there is no love,” and without love “there is no passion.” The wife looks at her husband (as if what’s at stake is the very fate of humankind) and says: “You can’t have sex with me until we finish this.”

Better get to work! For 2 years, they test the “anatomically correct” robot-ass to ensure it thrusts at the same speed and intensity as the real, big-bootied women twerking right alongside them. They slap the Twerk-Bot’s ass to test for life-like jiggliness, and won’t rest—or fuck for that matter—until they get it right. As the Twerk-Bot thrusts perfectly up and down with the best of the sexy booty-shakers, they get it all glistening and hot, spraying it down with water, and then it is finally complete. The wife tells her husband they can fuck again, slapping his ass in celebration.

This fun, sexy video put us in the mood for some serious booty-shaking! Want to get down with us? We have the perfect, bounciest jiggle right here!

Remember the days before Snapchat, sexting, and well, Niteflirt, when horny internet patrons had to visit chatrooms to get their freak on? Or when they had to wait for the titillating voice of AOL to announce “You’ve got mail” to get the next raunchy installment of their hot internet trysts? If not, this hilarious video on Found Footage Fest of a 1997 cybersex master will tell you everything you need to know about vintage online fucking.

In the video she promises to teach you how to “reach a cybersex climax.” Her topless tutorial (complete with 90’s jeans) is all about how to master the art of “one handed typing.” In her demonstration, she types—very slowly, on a giant computer—to an eager online partner. She says, “I’m very horny and am looking for some good… (wait for it, there’s at least a ten second delay on her ancient Macintosh) cybersex; are you interested?” The reply: “Yeeesssssss.” Classic.

This bit of 90’s nostalgia makes us so thankful for updated technology. What would we do if we couldn’t make horny online connections in so much faster, hotter, and more interactive ways? Want to meet up for some sexy fun? We’re just a click away.

Check out the video here (the VHS was found at a Michigan thrift store): https://www.foundfootagefest.com/

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A new revolution in sex toys has arrived in the form of the Autoblow 2, an automatic fucking machine that can give you head for up to 1,000 hours. Designed by an ex-pat living in China, so far the sex robot has been quite popular on IndieGogo. So is it worth the hype? A journalist for Vice had to give it a try. 

He describes the sex robot as large, around the size and shape of a two-liter bottle of soda. It has a sleek, futuristic exterior and a silicon mouth sporting a naughty little “Mona Lisa” grin. On the inside is three rings covered in beads, sort of like the balls on the end of handheld back massagers. So what happened when he slipped his dick inside for some hot, robot head? At first he admitted to being a bit nervous, what with the powerful sound the machine was emitting, which he described as a “giant sex toy” or loud “wind-shield wipers.” But once the fucking machine really started doing its thing, he got into it. The soft, tight inside felt like a wet mouth bobbing eagerly on his cock, and the consistent, stroking motion was like a hand and mouth working together to create mind-blowing pleasure.

This robot gives new meaning to James Brown’s infamous lyric, “Get on up. Stay on the scene, like a Sex Machine!” Want to get on up with us? The Godfather of Soul knows that nothing can compare to the real thing!

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In those moments when you just can’t get enough of your lover’s skin—the feel of their body, their sexual smell that instantly makes you want to rip their clothes off. Well, an artist has figured out a way to feel the lusciousness of a lover whenever the urge strikes: furniture that is designed to look, feel, and smell exactly like human skin! The collection is made with a mixture of silicon, human pheromones (!), and aftershave to replicate the touch and smell of flesh, and includes such quirky items as a chair that feels like “squishy fat rolls” and an ottoman that looks like a pair of testicles.

Got a thing for sensuous curves (more cushion for the pushin’!)? Imagine loving on all that big, beautiful flesh on a chair that looks and feels like big, beautiful flesh! Or what about giving or getting the ultimate blowjob on a piece of furniture that feels like a pair of balls? Imagine the kinky possibilities!

Here at Niteflirt, we are all about celebrating the flesh! We are getting excited just imagining getting freaky on furniture that feels like skin. In the meantime, we have some amazing built-in flesh furniture right here for you to enjoy! 😉

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Aw, camping. Another thing we love about summer. Something about the fresh air, natural scenery, and remoteness of the great outdoors really unleashes our wild side. What is it about being outside in a tent looking up at the stars with just the sounds of crickets, wildlife, and a rushing river that makes a person want to get even dirtier and sweatier? But sometimes fucking while camping can be a bit, well, tricky. What with bouncing around and trying to balance on an air mattress, not to mention the unsexy necessity of leaving socks on to stay warm. Well, we have good news: now there’s a sleeping bag big enough for you to fuck in! It’s called the Sexy Hotness Sleeping Bag and, as its name implies, it’s intended to provide enough room to really be able to get down to some sexy, hot fun. It also has strategically placed zippers with holes for your arms in case you need them free to grope around as they please, and zippers so you can zip two of them together for a luxurious fuck session in the dark. What a brilliant idea!

All this talk of fucking in nature is bringing out our primitive side. Who wants to get wild with us?

Here at Niteflirt, we are all about stripping down au naturel as often as possible, especially in the summertime. In fact, one of our favorite things about the hot, dog days of summer is being naked and sleeping naked whenever possible. As it turns out, there are even more benefits than getting hot and bothered lying on cool sheets directly against your skin—there are a number of health benefits too. Here are four: 

1. Sleeping naked boosts oxytocin
   Oxytocin (aka, the love hormone) is the chemical released when you’re turned on, feeling the juices flow when you’re going at it, and when you cum. So it gets you in the mood for some hot summertime action when you’re in bed with us, touching skin-to-skin, the cool fans blasting our naked bodies.
2. Decreases body temperature (after we get you all hot)
   After you’ve gotten your temperature up with us, falling asleep in the buff will help you cool down and get a better night’s sleep. Lower skin temperature helps you sleep more deeply and for longer cycles, which means you’ll be ready to go at it again in the morning! Was it Prince who said “breakfast can wait”?
3. Keeps the body looking and feeling its sexiest
   Keeping the body cool at night helps release cortisol, which regulates appetite and boosts energy levels the next day. We love a healthy (sexual) appetite—and you’ll need to keep your energy up when you hit the sheets totally nude with us!
4. Skin looks younger
   Keeping your room at 70 degrees promotes anti-aging hormones that help your body to stay looking hot and fresh. So not only will you feel great and have great sex, but you’ll also look good while getting all hot and sweaty.

Good thing we got a good night’s rest; now we’re all energized and ready to hit the sheets with you! Can you guess what we (won’t) be wearing?

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Finally, science answers the long-debated question: does dick size matter for sexual pleasure or attractiveness? The answer: yes and no. Evolutionarily, women chose to fuck partners with bigger cocks—what science calls “sexual selection”—because this would ensure genes get passed on. Basically, the bigger the cock, the better the “depth of thrust,” which means cum can travel farther therefore beating out rival cum. But what about sexual pleasure? Well, it’s been reported that a larger dick can stimulate the entire pussy, so a woman can have a better, more intense vaginal orgasm with a longer cock. But, this is not the only type of female orgasm: there is also the coveted G-spot orgasm, which is located only 1/3 of the way inside the pussy; there is also the clit orgasm, which only requires a finger, vibrator, tongue, etc. Oh, the glory of the pussy!

So, because we can get off in so many hot and exciting ways, women don’t really care that much about size. Gay men, however, love them some big, girthy cock; the bigger the better! What can be agreed upon across genders and pussy vs. dick sexual orientation: personality is the biggest factor for some hot, satisfying fucking. Confidence, an enjoyable personality, and attractiveness are what will determine how good the sex is.

Good thing all of us at Niteflirt have plenty of personality and variety to go around. We love getting off every way under the sun, not to mention all shapes and sizes of cock!

Who wants to help us put science to the test?

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