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Nowadays, women can get whatever vibrator or dildo strikes her fancy and piques her sensuous curiosity. It’s hard to imagine a time before having the option to buy a thousand different sex toys in the color, texture, shape, size, vibration strength, etc. of a lady’s choosing. But women using sexual devices to get off is certainly not a modern phenomenon. In fact, they’ve been doing it since the days of antiquity. Here’s some mind-blowing facts about vibrators to make you appreciate the glory of technology that is the modern sex toy:

1. Cleopatra invented the first vibrator
   It’s been said that a horny Cleopatra used angry bees in a hollow gourd when she didn’t have sexy Marc Anthony to take care of her naughty needs. History describes her right: she’s one clever, independent woman!
2. Doctors made women cum, over and over and over
   That’s right. Doctors believed that making a woman cum by stroking her pussy with his hand or by spraying her clit with high pressure water could “relieve” her of a great many ailments. Back then doctors intuited what we here at Niteflirt have always known: cumming often is key for good health and happiness!
3. The first vibrators were steam-pressured and hand-cranked
   Because the doctors’ arms were getting tired helping so many women to cum each day, sometimes numerous times a day, viola! the first vibrators were invented. In the late 19^th century, since steam was the main way machines were powered, inventors borrowed the technology to create the first vibrator. It boasted “the deepest vibration” and “effective in service.” Sounds intense and expedient!
4. Finally, the electricity-powered vibrator
   Invented in 1902, the electrical technology was so new only the sewing machine, fan, tea kettle, and toaster came before it. Who would think that during such a chaste, mannered era, getting women off was of top priority?
5. The cordless vibrator at last
   It was invented right at the climax (tee hee) of the 60’s Sexual Revolution. Now women were free to orgasm at their own convenience, as often as they wanted, with only the aid of a battery and their own lusty urge for action.

Who wants to celebrate the glory of getting off with sex toys? We got what you need right here!

Check out more facts about the vibrator here.

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The new VH1 reality show, Dating Naked, is surprisingly not that different from the usual reality dating shows—except, you know, all the contestants are completely butt-ass naked! They meet, go on dates in exotic locales, and hang out in a sexy Jungle Villa bachelor’s pad with beds aplenty to really get to know each other well. The idea is that if you let it all hang out right at the beginning, then everything’s out in the open right away and then two people can get to know each other with nothing to hide.

The dates have included naked waterskiing (that could get dangerous!), naked ATV riding through the jungle (no better way to get to know someone than with their cock pressed against your sweating back), naked swimming, even naked massages with hot, steamy oils. The hot, nude contestants go on 3 dates with 3 different people, get to know one another—carnally and otherwise (in one episode, tantric sex is involved; sounds like a great date to us!)—to try and find true love. What a great idea; strip away your clothes, strip away the artifice!

Here at Niteflirt, we are always ready to strip down to get to know you more intimately. Want to go on a naked date? We’ll be waiting for you with nothing on but a smile. =)

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Finally, the much anticipated trailer for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie aired today! We have been waiting (in our leather corsets and dominatrix boots) with bated breath to get a taste of the hot BDSM franchise, not out in theaters till Valentines Day 2015. The trailer starts innocently enough, with young girl-next-door, Anastasia Steele, going to interview sexy business magnate, Christian Grey. She seems nervous, later describing Grey to her roommate as “intimidating,” and visibly squirming in her seat when he turns the interview on her, saying “I’d like to know more about you.” Then things start to heat up when he pursues her in the elevator, pushing her arms up above her head and gripping her wrists as he backs her against the wall. Here’s where it starts to get racier: he warns her that he is not into “romance,” intriguingly explaining “my tastes are very singular. You wouldn’t understand.” She looks at him eagerly, says “enlighten me, then.” Cue the BDSM montage! Whips, chains, her wrists bound to a red leather bed as she cries out in blind-folded ecstasy.

Excited? Without giving away too much, we can only hope the movie goes into the more risque parts: spanking, belts, role play, binding sexual contracts. After watching all that naughty kink, we’re in the mood for a little dangerous action ourselves. Who’s got a hankering for some whips and leather? We got what you need right here…if you get on your knees and beg us.

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A few weeks ago, Youtube sexpert, Auntie Angel, uploaded a video explaining a new, mind-blowing technique for giving your lover the best head of his life: the grapefruit blowjob. She warned that this blowjob was so pleasurable and exciting, it can cause a heart-attack. Here were her instructions: 

1. Cut a hole in the center of the grapefruit about the size of his dick.
2. Blindfold him; preface with the disclaimer that he’s about to be taken to a new sexual dimension.
3. Suck his cock while using the grapefruit as you would normally use your hands, stroking it up and down his shaft while enjoying the sweet taste of the fruit in your mouth. Delicious!

Sound strange and possibly incredible? One journalist from Bustle had to give it a try. She followed Angel’s advice carefully, though opted to give her man the heads up (pun intended!) that she would be putting a grapefruit on his dick, in case there were any side effects or unpleasantness. The result: the grapefruit blowjob was a success for both giver and receiver! She explains that the reason the grapefruit works so well is because the fruit’s soft inside is like the natural texture of the pussy, so it’s like getting head and getting fucked all at the same time. The journalist says her boyfriend literally went hog-wild, bucking and kicking his legs in ecstasy as she slid the pussy-like grapefruit all around his cock, its juices getting everywhere.

What a genius way to add some kink to your usual fucking! Who’s got a hankering for something sweet? We got all you need right here.

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The Warwick’s women rowers recently stripped down to their finely-toned birthday suits to raise money for charity. The hot women were photographed for a sexy naked calendar, baring their perfectly shaped asses and breasts in poses that strategically covered just enough to keep you wanting more. But they were shocked to find out that Facebook had removed the images, citing them for “inappropriate content”—even though FB allowed the men’s rowing team to post their racy, Abercrombie-esque naked calendars since 2009. So, does that mean hard abs and, we can only imagine, cocks just barely covered by tall grass is less explicit than tits and pussy cleverly covered by bull-horns and life-vests?

We’re happy to report that after hundreds of fans called out the social media site for an obvious double-standard, they conceded to un-flag the images as pornographic. Damn straight! We here at Niteflirt believe in the right to admire both women’s and men’s naked, chiseled bodies, as they heave themselves through the water, stroke the oars, flex their glistening, water-sprayed muscles.

Who wants to skinny dip with us after all that hotness?

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The sexy new fad for mindful living: Orgasmic meditation

Who says Nirvana can’t be reached through getting off?! At Niteflirt, we can surely attest to the spiritual power of cumming! Sexual meditation or OM, the newest trend in new-age enlightenment, asserts that stimulating the pleasure-center each day can make for “a more complex, attentive and connected world.” OMen to that!

Nicole Daedone, former Buddhist nun-in-training turned OM enthusiast, says that “like Vitamin C, orgasm is a nutrient that has been missing from the standard human diet for centuries.” That’s right; cumming is just as important as getting your 6 daily servings of fruits and vegetables. Here’s how it works: the woman strips naked below the waist while a partner strokes her clit for 15 minutes; the woman then focuses on all the transcendent sensations she experiences, like during the most mind-blowing part of an orgasm. If this is what it takes to make a better world with more connection, count us in!

We’re no Zen masters, but we sure know how to cum for peace and contentment!

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A new educational, sex-positive, kind of hilarious video by Mental Floss debunks 20 common misconceptions about sex. That’s right, we’re just as shocked as you that all that information on the internet and in Playboy turned out to be false! Here are some highlights:

• The average penis size is 7 inches
  Turns out Average Joe’s dick is usually 5 or 5 ½ inches, but we here at Niteflirt love all sizes and shapes! Another interesting fact: oral sex (what we call around here mind blowing head!) makes the cock harder and larger than with hand stimulation (though we are amazing with our hands).

• Condoms make you last longer
  Too bad; we’re all about safe and long lasting fucking! Good thing we can make you last and last and last.

• Blondes have more sex and orgasms than brunettes
  In the timeless Betty vs. Veronica debate, we finally know that both blondes and brunettes fuck and cum equally. We’re proof: all us blondes, brunettes, and even red-heads love to get it on and cum here!

• Bigger breasts increase sensitivity
  Sorry to break the bad news, huge-boob fans. Truth is, small or large, at Niteflirt we’re titillated (see what we did there?) all the same.

• Men think about sex every 7 seconds
  If that’s a myth, I wonder how often it is for women? Because we’re thinking about it all. Day. Every. Day. =)

• Men are the only ones who have wet dreams
  About time that one was debunked! All the excitement we get here certainly slips into our dreams at night—and onto our sheets! Whoops!

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In a sweetly sexy sequel to the viral video “First Kiss,” where 20 hot strangers are introduced and asked to kiss on camera, “Undress Me” takes the original to a whole new level.

“I asked strangers to undress each other and get in bed. Nothing else. No rules,” filmmaker Tatia Pilieva explains. What follows is the deliciously exciting encounters of men and women, men and men, women and women nervously giggling, fumbling to unclasp buttons, biting their lips in anticipation.

Is it getting hot in here or is it just us?

Someone better open a window when these strangers get to their knees and pull pair after pair of pants off—laughing when a leg gets caught, or when a button breaks on some jeans. Watching their eyes wander over each other’s bare torsos and backs sure makes us want to jump into bed with these strangers and join in the fun! No wonder when the director yells “Cut!” these strangers keep right on going. So would we…

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