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Donald Trump’s Televised Address Gets ‘Sex Tape Audio’ Edit

Many Americans opted not to watch President Donald Trump’s Oval Office address—including porn star Stormy Daniels, who live-streamed herself folding laundry during the speech. It seems people on Twitter had a more entertaining idea for how to watch the footage: … Continue reading

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Tumblr Porn Bots Have Started Commenting On Horror Art Posts

A horror artist who posts on Tumblr got a comment that was actually stranger than his spooky work. It seems one of the site’s infamous porn bots added the caption “Come to me and get a good fuck.” Obviously, it … Continue reading

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‘Sims 4’ Announces First-Person Mode, Players Instantly Plot To Fuck

Players already have naughty plans for the new Sims 4. In a recent Twitch livestream, EA announced that the game would be getting a first-person video mode in The Sims 4—which means it’s time to bone! “Finally I can see my sims … Continue reading

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Al Roker Shared A Recipe Called ‘Sweet Potato Poon’

The subversively smutty people on The Today Show had to stifle their giggles when introducing Al Roker’s Thanksgiving recipe for “Sweet Potato Poon.” While the show tried to play it off like just-another-wholesome recipe, the dirty folks of the internet … Continue reading

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Fendi’s $1,000 ‘Touch Of Fur’ Shawl Looks Like A Pussy

A new shawl that retails for nearly $1,000 has gotten Twitter’s attention—because people think it looks like a giant vagina. The pink shade of the silk, wool and fur shawl looks shockingly vulva-like, leading the company to remove the shawl … Continue reading

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The Beto Sex Tweet

A tweet that’s spread like wildfire puts into perspective what really matters in the 2020 election: Beto O’Rourke’s ability to make you cum. It seems in the wake of his impressive run against Ted Cruz, people are wondering simultaneously if … Continue reading

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Sex Doll Rental Company Recreates Your Dead Lover

There’s a sex doll rental company offering some comfort for the bereaved—literally. Sex Doll Official offers premium sex dolls to purchase, rent, or customize to your heart’s desire, including replicas for customers’ dead partners. The owner says, “We have a … Continue reading

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‘Hurt Me’ Sex Memes Are Hilariously Painful

The latest Twitter meme is causing pain to BDSM enthusiasts—pain from too much laughter, that is. Kinksters who like to inflict pain during BDSM sessions will get a real kick out of the new “hurt me” meme. It turns out … Continue reading

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9 Mind-Blowing(ly Funny) Sex Jokes

When it comes to sex, feisty Twitter users want to make us scream—with laughter, that is. That’s right, the dirty joksters of Twitter are at it again, and this time they’re really bringing the raunchiness. Here are 9 sex jokes … Continue reading

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