You may have read about the armed militia in rural Oregon taking over a wildlife refuge in protest of the government. And maybe you’ve even thought about the parallels between the militant outdoorsmen and the rugged gay cowboys in Brokeback Mountain. Well, now the Decemberists’ frontman and native Oregonian Colin Meloy has officially ignited the internet’s imagination with his erotic gay fanfiction about the standoff on Twitter. Here are the gems.
“They huddled together for warmth. The cold of Ammon’s Ruger 22 against Brian’s naked thigh sent a thrill up his spine.” #bundyeroticfanfic
— colin meloy (@colinmeloy) January 6, 2016
“Jason pressed Jed against a rack of “Birds of Oregon” books; his breath was sweet with jerky. Somewhere, an egret cried” #bundyeroticfanfic
— colin meloy (@colinmeloy) January 6, 2016
“He was torn. On the one hand, being gay is a sin. On the other hand was Ammon’s soft buttock.” #bundyeroticfanfic @colinmeloy
— Nicole Moore (@nmoore6) January 6, 2016
@colinmeloy With his hand on Ryan’s chest, he felt the passion beneath his pocket-sized copy of the US Constitution. #bundyeroticfanfic
— ⭐Monsieur Maisbikkja (@Maisbikkja) January 6, 2016
@colinmeloy Cletus’s hands guided him to the right spot. “Squeeze the trigger, don’t pull it,” he whispered. #bundyeroticfanfic
— k. (@KellyPLoughlin) January 6, 2016
Wow. Glad to hear the rebels are staying warm during those cold, lonely nights in the Oregon wilderness the sexy way! Have a hankering for something other than snacks yourself? You can cozy up beside our soft flannels right here!
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