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Don’t Masturbate With X-Mas Ornaments, Doctor Says

A doctor in the UK is warning against a very stupid, XXX-mas trend: masturbating with ornaments. “It is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,” Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online. She was listing the dildo’s and don’ts of … Continue reading

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Couples Are Erecting Xmas Trees In The Bedroom To Perk Up Their Sex Lives

Frisky couples are finding multiple purposes for their Xmas trees this year. In a recent survey conducted by a gardening company, one in six customers put trees in their bedroom to get them in the mood. Experts say the sight … Continue reading

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Study Finds Couples Forgo Sex On Christmas, But Fuck On New Years

A new study finds the run up to Christmas is not a popular window for sex—unlike New Years. Researchers looked at sex log data from half a million women worldwide, finding a lull in sexual activity leading up to Christmas … Continue reading

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Belgian Mayor Apologizes For Town’s Phallic Christmas Decorations

A Belgian mayor made quite a boner this year (pun intended). Officials were originally thinking of candles, but then decided a flame at the top of the white column was a cliché and so they put in a blue ball … Continue reading

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Weirdly Sexual X-Mas Donut Tweet Goes Viral

British Twitter is losing it over a weirdly sexual Christmas “Yumnut” donut tweet posted by a notoriously raunchy big-box department store. The tweet’s caption for the donut reads: “Who wants a bite of Santa’s Yumnut? Our yum yum-doughnut hybrids have been given … Continue reading

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7 Sex Toys That’ll Make You Ho Ho Horny

‘Tis the season of giving—orgasms, that is! If the holidays are making you randy, we have just the thing to get you on Santa’s “Naughty List.” The holidays may be over, but here are 7 sex toys that’ll definitely help … Continue reading

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Americans Love Getting It On During The Holidays

The holiday season is officially heating up for frisky couples who love holiday sex. According to a new survey examining “holiday hanky-panky,” nearly three in four Americans (70 percent) have sex on Christmas Day. Not only that, nearly half the … Continue reading

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4 Sex Positions Inspired By The Holidays

We have the perfect thing for you to de-stress during the holidays: sex! Sex is the best way to take a break from the partying, fighting with family, and overeating. Here are 4 sex positions that you can use to … Continue reading

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8 Sexy Stocking Stuffers For $20 and Under 

Looking for a budget-friendly way to add a little sex-positive spice to your holiday? We’ve got the perfect thing to get you into the holiday spirit: sexy stocking stuffers. Here are the best, affordable stocking stuffers for you and your naughty … Continue reading

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Sex Game’s Safe For Work Mode Dresses Characters In X-Mas Sweaters

Ladykiller in a Bind is a fun, erotic game that lets folks explore BDSM and consent. It’s full of naughty, dirty sex. And now, the game’s new update lets players keep things PG-13. And very merry. Version 1.1.0 adds a few … Continue reading

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