Author Archives: NiteFlirt

The Raciest Lines From the New Fifty Shades of Grey Book

Posted on July 14, 2015 by NiteFlirt

 The new E.L. James book, Grey, is just as hot and naughty as readers would expect it to be. The book, which re-tells Fifty Shades from Christian Grey’s perspective, has already sold 1.1 million copies—just 4 days after it was released! Readers just can’t … Continue reading →

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Giant Glitter-Spraying Cock Spreads STD Awareness in the Best Possible Way

Posted on July 12, 2015 by NiteFlirt

How would you react if while having a romantic picnic with your lover a giant cock and balls surprised you from behind by shooting gold glitter at you? Probably first with panic (“Am I asleep? Was I drugged?”), and then … Continue reading →

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6 Pieces of Furniture Ranked By Difficulty of Having Sex on Them

Posted on July 11, 2015 by NiteFlirt

Distractify came up with a comprehensive (and brilliant!) study about the difficulty of getting it on on 13 common pieces of household furniture. Some are silly (a lamp), while others are surprising (it’s harder to fuck in the shower than … Continue reading →

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Tips For Straight Dudes On Ass Play

Posted on July 10, 2015 by NiteFlirt

It’s time that straight dudes started trying out the joys of back door fun—on themselves! While heterosexual men are starting to embrace anal more and more, Huffington Post thought it would be helpful to give some tips to make it … Continue reading →

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The Internet Weighs In On What Makes Someone Great at Sex

Posted on July 8, 2015 by NiteFlirt

BuzzFeed recently asked their readers an important and often debated question: what makes someone great at sex? And from that seemingly simple question, BuzzFeed compiled the answers into a list called “21 Sex Tips That Aren’t Bullshit.” They insist that … Continue reading →

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The Most Hilarious Sexual Phrases in Romance Novels

Posted on July 7, 2015 by NiteFlirt

While writers are known for their creativity, romance writers in particular are known for their ridiculouscreativity when it comes to describing sex (ahem, Fifty Shades of Grey, anyone?). So blogger John Ferri decided to compile lists of the most absurd, hilarious sexual descriptions he … Continue reading →

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Finally, a Pokemon Porn Parody

Posted on July 6, 2015 by NiteFlirt

If you love Pokemon, and have always (secretly) fantasized about fucking Pikachu, your prayers have been answered. The makers of such porn parodies as Spongeknob Squarenuts and Bob’s Boners, WoodRocket.com, is pleased to present their latest creation: Strokemon, the Pokemon … Continue reading →

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The New and Improved Magic Wand

Posted on July 5, 2015 by NiteFlirt

Many women have called the Magic Wand their favorite, go-to sex toy—until the Doxy came out. Doxy offered many of the same features and niceties as the Magic Wand—a similar shaped head, strong vibrations, magically intense orgasms—but with a sleeker, … Continue reading →

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The New Device That Lets You Save Energy By Jerking Off

Posted on July 4, 2015 by NiteFlirt

Pornhub is giving Fitbit a run for their money with the Wankband, a new wearable that lets you charge gadgets by jerking off. Pornhub acknowledges in their promotional video (watch below) that watching porn on the internet contributes to the … Continue reading →

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German Social Media Site Seeks a Prostitute Tester

Posted on July 3, 2015 by NiteFlirt

A social media site in Germany is advertising an exciting new position in the adult industry: a prostitute tester. It’s true; Germany is one of the few places where prostitution is legal, so the position is like a professional Yelp … Continue reading →

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