Italy’s Supreme Court Rules Public Masturbation Is Not a Crime

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It seems Italy isn’t embarrassed to bring self-love into the public sphere. The country’s highest court has ruled that masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as you’re not getting off in the presence of minors. The decision came from the Italian Supreme Court after overturning a case involving a 69-year-old man who was caught masturbating in public.

“The man was convicted in May 2015 after he performed the act in front of students on the University of Catania campus, according to documents filed with Supreme Court,” reports CNN. The man’s lawyer appealed the conviction on the grounds that public masturbation out of the presence of minors was decriminalized last year. The man ended up with just a fine, not prison, since the criminal code only calls for imprisonment of up to four-and-a-half years if the act is witnessed by a minor. Maybe Italy will become a tourist destination for exhibitionists?

Looking for a little self-love yourself? Ain’t nothing criminal about masturbating here!

Check out more about Italy’s Supreme Court public masturbation ruling here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/09/11/italys-supreme-court-rules-public-masturbation-not-crime/

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This Alarm Clock Will Wake You Up With an Orgasm

Image source: LittleRooster

Image Source: LittleRooster

Looking for a little cock-a-doodle-doo right when you wake up? Well, here’s the next best thing: an alarm clock that will get you up and get you off! Introducing the Little Rooster S, the vibrator-alarm clock hybrid for women who like some self-love before breakfast. Who needs coffee when you can have an orgasm first thing in the morning?

The device is worn inside the panties and at the specified time you get up, the device will begin to vibrate, starting out low and increasing to the wearer’s desired level of intensity. “There are 30 levels to choose from, and a spokesperson from the company claims the device is virtually silent through 27,” reports Mashable. As one reviewer at Cosmopolitan says, “You will never feel guilty about hitting the snooze button. Ever.”

Want to start your day off with a bang? We can always get you up—and off—here!

Check out more about the alarm clock that wakes you up with an orgasm: https://mashable.com/2016/09/08/vibrator-alarm-clock-little-rooster-s/#Q_Z6y57B2uqu

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Durex Played Us With Its Eggplant Condom Hoax

eggplant3-0While food can be an aphrodisiac, and the eggplant emoji is everyone’s favorite sexual innuendo, we’re pretty sure not many people would find eggplant erotic. At least not when it comes to flavored condoms. This is why Durex’s recent eggplant-flavored condom hoax was so genius.

When Durex tweeted “#BreakingNews: We’re launching an exciting new savoury#condom range – Eggplant flavour! #CondomEmoji,” most people were just confused. But some people were quick to call Durex’s bluff, figuring the condom company couldn’t possibly be ridiculous and impractical enough to think people want their junk to taste like veggies. Durex admitted to the ruse, tweeting that since everyone loves a good sexual emoji, why not have an actual condom emoji? Good point, Durex—and well played.


Looking for something naughty yourself? Whether or not you like eggplant, we’ve got just the thing to make you smile!

Check out more about Durex’s eggplant-flavored condom joke: https://mashable.com/2016/09/05/eggplant-flavoured-condoms/#sE0k5yGaMSqi

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Russia Blocks Access To Pornhub and YouPorn

img_5939The biggest adult websites in the world, Pornhub and YouPorn, have been blocked in Russia. This is the second time Roskomnadzor, the state agency watchdogs in charge of monitoring the internet, blocked the porn sites. It seems the Russian government wants citizens to go “meet people in real life.”

An official Pornhub twitter account responded to the news by tweeting this (indecent) proposal to the Russians: “If we gave you a guys Pornhub Premium account, will you un ban Pornhub in Russia?” Roskomnadzor responded with: “@Pornhub sorry, we are not in the market and the demography is not a commodity.” Those Russian prudes really have some snappy comebacks—we bet their sexually frustrated citizens find them hilarious.

Want to exercise your sexual freedom? Here’s to life, liberty, and the right to watch internet porn!

Check out more about Russia blocking Pornhub and YouPorn here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/09/15/russia-blocks-access-pornhub-youporn-tells-citizens-go-meet-people-real-life/

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Make This Pasta If You’re a Single Lady Wanting To Get Laid

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girls_eatingDid you know there’s a hook up equivalent to engagement chicken, aptly called Come Fuck Me Penne à la Vodka? Apparently, this sexy dish has been circulating among horny single women in New York City since the mid-1990s. Ladies-in-the-know call the pasta a “magical dish” that, when made correctly (this is very important), will make men putty in your hands—or, more specifically, in your bed!

The folklore goes that if you follow the recipe EXACTLY ACCORDING TO INSTRUCTIONS, your man will desire you like never before. Unlike engagement chicken, this isn’t about “putting a ring on it”—it’s just about getting laid! The recipe wasn’t originally supposed to create a sex spell, but after it was perfected and passed along to frisky women, it quickly became known as not only a way to have sex, but as a way to have really, really great sex! Who knew there’s a magic correlation between penne and great orgasms? Seductresses: get cooking!

Looking to get things cooking yourself? Come get hot in the NiteFlirt kitchen!

Check out more about the pasta recipe that will get you laid here: https://www.refinery29.com/come-fuck-me-penne-a-la-vodka-recipe

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Women Show Their O Face In Music Video About Female Pleasure

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm5Feminist rapper Miss Eaves wrote a catchy song about the joys of female masturbation. And now there’s a music video which shows women acting out their O face to illustrate what real female pleasure actually looks like (watch video below). As you can imagine, the effect is quite stimulating.

Miss Eaves explained that the goal of the video was to depict “a bunch of different women with different body types and ethnicities showing their orgasm face…and not in a pornographic way, but in a very realistic way.” While filming, she encouraged the women to avoid “tropes of what they thought should be sexy,” and instead asked them to act out their own individual experience of getting off. “There’s a range of things that arouse people, and a range of ways that people show their arousal…it should be up to you, as far as what you think turns you on and what makes you feel good,” said Miss Eaves. Way to keep it real, ladies!

Looking for some real pleasure yourself? We can be quite stimulating, too!

Check out the video of women showing their O face here: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/08/121765/hump-day-song-shanthony-exum

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Man Complains To Ikea About Getting His Balls Stuck In Their Chair 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_steelballsNorwegian photographer Claus Jørstad recently took to Ikea’s comments page to complain about his recent purchase. Like many customers, he had some strong opinions about the chair he bought—except his hilarious post was shared tens of thousands of times. It seems Ikea’s Marius chair, which he bought to use as a shower stool after a knee injury, has some ill-conceived holes in it—if you have testes.

In his own words: “Sitting there and noticing the accident, I bent down to see what the f*ck happened, I realized the little nutter has got stuck.” His “nutter,” (or “the skipper and two sailors”) is his nuts, in case that’s not clear, which got stuck in the holes in the chair. The poor bastard panicked a bit, but luckily the cold water kicked on before too long and, because of the natural miracle known as shrinkage, he was freed. Thankfully, he’s come up with a solution to the Ikea chair fiasco: covering the holes with a washcloth. It’s named “weinermonkey.”

Looking for some wet and wild action? We promise no “skipper” or “sailors” will be endangered on our sexy voyage!

Check out more about the man who complained to Ikea after getting his balls stuck in their chair:https://www.dailydot.com/irl/ikea-chair-holes-ball-stuck/

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‘Very Right Wing’ People Are Happiest With Their Sex Lives

LetsTalkSexA new European study found that people who describe themselves as “very right wing” are the most likely to be satisfied with their sex lives. The survey asked more than 19,000 people in the UK, Germany, France, Denmark and Sweden about their politics and their sex lives, and found in most countries sexual satisfaction increased the further right you went along the political spectrum. Not only that, but the five-country poll found that extreme right-wingers are also happiest overall!

“In the UK, people with left wing politics were least likely to describe their sex lives as satisfying (with 66% of people saying they were), versus 73% for those saying they were ‘very right wing,’” reports Buzzfeed. So, right-wingers are having the best sex and they’re happier—time to switch political teams? The head researcher says not so fast: “There are obviously numerous factors that might explain an individual’s sexual happiness and this study does not suggest that changing your political views would make you happier in bed (or on the stairs, on the kitchen floor, in the shower and on the backseat of the car).” The conservatives are always secretly the kinkiest….

Looking for some sexual satisfaction yourself? Whatever your politics, we can guarantee you’ll find what you like at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the study that shows right wing people are happiest with their sex lives here:https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamesball/green-in-the-streets-ukip-in-the-sheets?utm_term=.xlxyb7R9G5#.blgJBxWLYA

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George From ‘Seinfeld’ Porn Parody Is an Internet Hero 

Is there any beloved ’90s sitcom that doesn’t have a porn parody by now? Well, here’s another to forever taint your TV nostalgia: Seinfeld XXX Parody. It was produced by New Sensations in 2009, starring James Deen as Jerry Seinfeld, and earning 10 nominations at the AVN Awards. But the guy who plays George is currently still enjoying his success from the porno—because he’s worshipped by Seinfeld fanboys!

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It seems the Facebook group “Seinfeld Shitposting” (basically a Facebook group for image macros from Seinfeld) can’t get enough “Porn Gorg” jokes. While they like “Porn Jery” and “Porn Elane” okay, it’s Porn Gorg, or Steve Pomerantz as he’s known in real life, who they’re fascinated with. George is the perfect candidate for internet jokes, but as Daily Dot speculates, “maybe it’s just funny to imagine a super-virile George Costanza.” And Steve Pomerantz takes pictures of hot models for a living, so really, he’s like a real life Bizarro George alter ego! So, there you go, George—you can now be king of your own small internet universe!

Want to have a successful experience yourself? We know a thing or two about super-virile alter egos here!

Check our more about George from ‘Seinfeld’ porn parody becoming an internet sensation: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/actor-seinfeld-porn-gorg/

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This Massager Can Make You Cum Through Your Clothes 

Image Source: Hi on IndieGoGo

Image Source: Hi on IndieGoGo

These days, it’s all about instant gratification—so why should getting off be any different? There’s now a massager promising intense, fast orgasms, without even needing to get naked! Hi Full Body Massager is a magical ergonomic device designed by clinical sexologists to give you “full body relaxation, and multiple orgasms in just minutes, anywhere you want.”

Hi offers a money back guarantee, as well as help with all kinds of physical maladies from stress and PMS to sore muscles and migraines. While it’s probably too large to travel with, a sex toy capable of so many benefits definitely seems worth it. And who knows, maybe it will spark a new clothes-on masturbating craze!

Looking for a quick fix yourself? We deliver intense, fast action right here!

Check out more about the massager that can make you cum through your clothes: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/full-body-massage-orgasm-through-clothes/

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