What Women Want Men To Know About Their Pussies

Posted on August 1, 2015 by NiteFlirt

naked beautiful bodyFor a lot of dudes, the pussy is a mystery. Whether it’s an anatomical problem (men let it all hang out while women have theirs neatly tucked away), or a result of the sorry state of affairs that is Sex Ed, one thing is for certain: women want men to know about their lady parts so that men can know what to do with those lady parts. So here are women’s advice on what they want men to know about their pussies:

  1. Pay attention to the clit
    The clit is the only organ in the human body that is made solely for pleasure. It has around 8,000 nerve endings and, most importantly, most woman—an estimated 85 percent—can only cum during sex when the clit is stimulated.
  2. Approach the clit with care—it’s sensitive!
    While women want attention to the clit, too much of a good thing can be very very bad. Be gentle, especially at first—work up to more intense stimulation.
  3. The clit isn’t the only part of the pussy that wants love
    This does not mean harsh rubbing or fingering—it does mean exploring the vajayjay and all its sensitive, erotic pleasure zones. Also, be sure to cut your nails!
  4. Use lube
    While pussies get magically wet all on their own, lube is important for comfort, pleasure, and enhancing the experience. Use it!
  5. If you want to know what the pussy likes, just ask!

Feel like having a fun Sex Ed session yourself? We definitely can let you in on what women want right here!

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Illicit Sex Tape Goes Viral in China and Angers the Government

Posted on July 31, 2015 by NiteFlirt

10817159986_3b12084857_zA viral sex tape that made it past the censors is promising to “Break the [Chinese] Internet” this week. The one-minute porn shows a couple fucking in a popular Chinese department store—and it’s since been viewed by millions of people. The x-rated video spread like wildfire all over China’s social media, which left the internet censors unable to catch the illicit material in time.

Although the censors are denouncing the sex tape as a “vulgar video [that] spread like a virus online and clashed with socialist core values,” the public’s reaction proves that many Chinese feel excitement at seeing the porn, not disgust. Since the incident, there have been commemorative t-shirts of the stunt, jokes on social media, and legions of people taking selfies outside the department store where the porn was shot. Even while the government continues to censor the internet against anything it finds “vulgar” or objectionable, Chinese citizens are finding ways to spread freedom of expression—and celebrate a love of porn!

Three cheers for internet porn! Come exercise your freedoms with us!

Check out more about the illicit Chinese sex tape here.

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8 Unavoidably Unsexy Things That Happen the First Time You Fuck Someone

Posted on July 30, 2015 by NiteFlirt

imagesDistractify recently put together a list of the unavoidably unsexy things that happen during sex that will make you cringe with embarrassment and laugh with recognition. Let’s face it, sex for the first time with someone can definitely bring some awkwardness, and this list is a hilarious reminder of all those simply unavoidable moments. Here are the 8 unsexy things that happen the first time you fuck someone (check out the full list below):

  1. Your bodies will make several sounds when they slap and detach, slap and detach
    Distractify describes this phenomenon as “the sound of a wet suction cup being peeled from the side of a bathtub.”
  2. You’ll direct your partner to what feels good like an air traffic controller
    Wave an arm; use a code; try to decipher what the other person wants while trying to stick a perfect landing.
  3. Yes, you will smell and probably have your face in their armpit
    And possibly, if you’re into that, you will lick their armpit.
  4. You will get hair in your mouth
    At some point you will need to pause to get hair, pubic or otherwise, out of your mouth.
  5. The condom ask and search party
    Someone will ask, the other will search…and sometimes search and search and search for a condom: “sort of like a business deal and a scavenger hunt.”
  6. There’ll be awkwardness putting the condom on 
    You try to do this as smoothly as possible, but it will inevitably be awkward.
  7. Yes, air will get pushed inside places and noises will be made in response
    Aw, yes. The unavoidable queef. It happens.
  8. You are going to get sweaty
    Distractify: “Not in a glisten-y way, but in an ‘oh my god, I didn’t know I could sweat there’ animal way.”

These are funny cause they’re true. In the mood to have some real experiences yourself? We don’t mind getting sweaty here!

Check out Distractify’s list.

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The Power of Aphrodisiacs Is In Your (Naughty) Imagination

Posted on July 29, 2015 by NiteFlirt

8681037501_3f9daa5066_mHave you ever gotten turned on watching your lover slurp down an oyster, or gotten hot when eating a chili pepper? Well, what if we told you that science doesn’t have an explanation for why known aphrodisiacs like oysters and chiles rev up the sex drive? Shocking, right? Scientists believe that the power of so-called “love foods” are all in your head, literally: your imagination is what’s turning you on, not anything in the food per se.

While certain foods do have some chemicals or nutrients that make you feel sexy, like how chili raises your metabolism and releases feel-good endorphins not unlike those tingly, hot sensations during sex, nothing in food inherently would make you have a virile sex drive. Instead, the associations of food with sex or the experience of eating certain types of love foods could be what’s actually triggering your desire. Even the way food feels and looks—like the creaminess of an avocado, or the way it hangs down in round pairs—could spark your libido and make you hungry for action. So, really, sexual innuendo and your own dirty imagination are the true aphrodisiacs!

Hankering for something tasty to spark your imagination? We’ve got everything to turn you on right here!

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5 Fun Facts About Male Orgasms

Posted on July 28, 2015 by NiteFlirt

ID-100216698The male orgasm is a weird and wonderful thing. While you probably know the basics about cumming (it feels amazing!), you may not have heard some lesser known facts—like just how fast cum can travel (hint: it’s super fast!). Check out these 5 fun facts about the male orgasm that are sure to amaze and make you smile:

  1. Orgasms Reduce the Risk of Cancer
    Science has found that men who ejaculate regularly—around 20 times per month—lower their risk of prostate cancer by 20%. As though you needed a reason!
  2. Cum Travels Really, Really Fast
    “Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive!” Well, not really. But still, cum travels really, really fast—around 28 mph!
  3. Orgasms From Sex Are Better Than Orgasms From Masturbation
    You may have noticed how much better cumming feels with another person, but there’s scientific evidence to back this up. It’s because during sex, 400% more prolactin is released when you cum, making you feel sleepy and sexually satisfied—until the next go around!
  4. Women Aren’t the Only Ones Who Fake Orgasms…
    According to a study, 28% of men have faked an orgasm at one time or another. Oh, Tricky Dicks!
  5. Men Are Capable of Multiple Orgasms
    While most men need about 30 minutes before they can go again, it is possible for men to have multiple orgasms. By managing testosterone levels and even switching up sex positions, men are able to train themselves to cum over and over again.

Feel like having a weird and wonderful experience yourself? At Niteflirt, we are all about putting science to the test!

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Strippers Discuss How Magic Mike XXL Stacks Up Against the Real Thing

Posted on July 27, 2015 by NiteFlirt

iStock_000011973469XSmallSure, former-male-stripper-turned-Hollywood-leading-man Channing Tatum has got some hot, hot moves in the new Magic Mike XXL film. But how does he and the other sexy male strippers in the movie stack up against the real thing? To find out, real life exotic dancers watched and critiqued all the hip gyrating and grinding to discuss what the movie gets right about male stripping. Here’s what they said (watch the video below):

Overall, the male strippers were very impressed by the hot moves and the hot bods in the film. Awesome Antonio was especially feeling, “The beat. That sexual beat. That hot sexual beat where you can be like grinding with the music, kinda uh uh uh, ya know.” Uh, yeah. We know, Awesome Antonio. Another guy praised Channing Tatum’s “excellent” moves and said, “We need more guys like this in the business.” One stripper critiqued Tatum’s body, saying he could “be a bit more symmetrical,” while another praised his physique: “If you’re too in shape, you’re very intimidating to the women. Women tend to gravitate toward a man who’s realistic, ya know. Not their husbands, though.” And the strippers were especially impressed by Tatum’s hip-hop, popping-and-locking style, which they thought was fresh and representative of how strippers get down on stage today. To put it another way: go see the movie.

In the mood for some hip gyrating action? Come bring your sexy moves our way!

Check out the video of male strippers critiquing Magic Mike XXL.

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The Donald Trump Butt Plug

Posted on July 26, 2015 by NiteFlirt

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Sex toy manufacturer Fernando Sosa is sure to get Donald Trump’s kiss of death, “You’re fired!” with his latest invention: a Donald Trump butt plug! It’s Sosa’s way of telling the comb-over king where he can stick it. And if you’ve ever wanted the mega-rich real estate mogul/presidential candidate to kiss your ass, this new butt plug is just the thing!

“I wanted to do something insulting…I like the mental picture of his face going into people’s asses,” Sosa said. And now, for $27.99 you can stick Trump’s perfectly sculpted, 3-D printed head where the sun don’t shine. In the future, you will even be able to buy accessories for Trump’s head, like a snap-on toupee and a fake piece of poop. For now, you can violate the Donald or put him on your book shelf as an amazing conversation piece. You can also get butt plugs of politicians Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Rand Paul, and soon you’ll be able to get Jeb Bush and Chris Christie to complete your collection! God bless America!

Want to have some sex toy fun with us? If seeing the Donald’s face isn’t turning you on, we’re confident we can!

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Hundreds of Dildos Mysteriously Hang on Power Lines in Portland

Posted on July 25, 2015 by NiteFlirt

While seeing a pair of sneakers dangling from a power line is nothing new, how would you react if instead of seeing some Nikes you saw a pair of sex toys hanging up there? Well, residents of Portland, Oregon have certainly been reacting to the real life spectacle dangling from their power lines. And they’ve taken to social media to express their emotions, which range from shock to outrage to just plain WTF?

One resident said, “Some would blush, others would laugh, and most would take photos.” The hundreds of sex toys have been thrown on power lines all around the city, including several commercial boulevards that have passerby’s doing a double (or triple!) take at the surreal nature of seeing sex toys hanging in the sky on their way to work or driving their kid to soccer practice. The sex toy prankster is still at large, but in the meantime, Portlanders can enjoy the thrilling sights hoisted all around town. Keep Portland Weird!

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The Pussy Beauty Pageant

Posted on July 24, 2015 by NiteFlirt

1435975150441.cachedThe traditional beauty pageant is getting a bit of a make-over with its newest erotic counter-part: the “World’s Most Beautiful Vagina.” It’s a crowdsourced contest that anyone with an internet connection and a pussy can enter. Thousands of men and women can vote on their favorite vajayjay using a scale of one to ten (one for “not hot” and ten for “super hot”). The winner with the nicest lady parts will get $5,000 and a trip to Los Angeles. There, her popular pussy will get 3-D scanned to be used as a sex toy!

The contest is the mastermind of sex toy entrepreneur Brian Sloan, who wanted to up-grade his popular blowjob simulator, the Autoblow2, with vagina sleeves instead of a rubber mouth. Sloan says, “There are stock vaginas available at factories, but I thought it would be nice to deduce what kind of vaginal appearance my customers prefer and then design vagina sleeves based on their feedback.” So far, the contest has received 150 (pussy) participants, and about one million votes from all over the world!

Well, this sure seems like one contest Donald Trump will not be endorsing any time soon! Want to celebrate the beauty of lady parts with us? We’ve got plenty of beauty and personality right here!

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Meet Britain’s Oldest Prostitutes

Posted on July 23, 2015 by NiteFlirt
Sheila Vogel-Coupe. Courtesy of Channel 4. (channel4.com)

Sheila Vogel-Coupe. Courtesy of Channel 4. (channel4.com)

At 85-years-old, sex worker Sheila Vogel-Coupe gives new meaning to the phrase “the world’s oldest profession.” She’s part of a new documentary called My Granny the Escort airing on the BBC that goes inside the small but surprisingly bustling world of “mature escorts” aged 60 and up. The documentary follows three women whose Johns run the gamut of ages, professions, and kinks, including 20-year-old boys, 30-year-old Swedish businessmen, and 80-year-olds looking for some grown-up action. And one vivacious lady services around 100 men a month and works six days a week!

Sheila, who bills herself as “Britain’s oldest prostitute” and charges around 250£ an hour, says “I know I’m very, very sexy.” Often, young men seek her services—and she’s only too happy to oblige! One of her clients says of his preference for mature ladies: “They’re confident. They know their own bodies…It’s almost, for me, a bit perverse, like ‘Women of that age shouldn’t be doing this.’ That’s different, isn’t it? They’re batting outside what is kind of expected of a grown-up lady and that… that’s naughty.” The women all love what they do, and as single, independent women they’re all happy to “have a boyfriend for an hour…That’s enough. No dirty socks to wash.”

In the mood to have some fun with us? You’ll love the naughty things that we do right here!

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