6 Terrifying Sex Toys

Posted on April 25, 2015 by NiteFlirt

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieBuzzFeed recently went to the trouble of listing out some of the weirdest, freakiest, and most downright terrifying sex toys out there. They range from the adventurous to the extreme with everything in between. Here are some of the most disturbing sex toys on the market that really are the stuff of nightmares (check out the pictures).

  1. King Dong Just as the name implies, this “Super-sized novelty dildo” is 15 inches long and over 2 inches wide! Just wow.
  2. Baby Jesus Butt Plug For when you want to merge the spiritual with the carnal.
  3. The Cannon This you really need to see to believe. It looks like a literal cannon. That you insert inside you. Dangerous!
  4. Death by Orgasm 10 Speed Scorpion Bullet Vibrator This hard-core vibrator is not for beginners. If the black scorpion exterior wasn’t enough to scare you off, it comes in a friggin’ coffin for Christ’s sake!
  5. Area 51 Love Doll Remember the hoax with the woman with three boobs? This sex doll looks like her. It also comes with “3 out of this world love holes” or the “free alien lube.” Sold!
  6. The Nut Crusher This is an advanced toy, even for a BDSM enthusiast. Enter at your own risk?

Well, there you have it. 6 terrifying sex toys that will either give you “death by orgasm” or, at the very least, give you some crazy-ass nightmares.

Want to have some freaky fun with us? Let’s get adventurous and weird!

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Prancing for the right to be who you are!

Posted on April 24, 2015 by NiteFlirt

All of us at NiteFlirt  are really big fans of people who fight for the right to be themselves. And we couldn’t be more impressed with the Prancing Elites.

Our friends over at Gawker shared a clip from Oxygen’s new reality show The Prancing Elites Project where  the dance team performs at a local parade despite the slew of hateful comments being yelled at them as they make their way down the route.

The clip didn’t leave a dry eye in the office.

At the end of the clip, a young girl is very upset at how people treated the Elites.  Kentrell, the team’s captain, comforted her by summing up why they danced after being told they couldn’t, “We’re not trying to change people, we’re just letting people know that we’re different, and it’s OK to be who we are.”

Amen, Kentrell. AMEN!

Grab some Kleenex and check out the clip over at Gawker.

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All Aboard the Historic Orgy Train

Posted on April 24, 2015 by NiteFlirt

North Weald railway station MMB 05 4141 205205 Some locals in a London town were shocked to find out that their beloved historic train was used recently as the set of a hardcore film. The train orgy film was made by the adult entertainment company, Brazzers, and stars sexy adult film actress Amirah Adara. She plays an 18 year old who has a passion for using her ride to school to have hot sex with strangers!

Amirah Adara is outfitted in a school girl uniform, and in one sex scene she fucks a passenger (porn star Danny D.) in one of the vintage train’s wood panelled carriages. The 28 minute porn is similar to a scene in Lars Von Trier’s film, Nymphomaniac, in which two naughty girls compete to seduce as many passengers on a train as they can. In fact, “Nympho” is the name of the station! The porn has already been viewed 235,000 times, but not everyone is excited about its popularity. One local quipped, “One minute it’s Peppa Pig and Father Christmas, the next it’s an orgy train.”

An orgy aboard a historic train sounds pretty amazing to us! Who wants to ride NiteFlirt’s train? All aboard for a mind-blowing good time!

Check out more about the train orgy here.

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5 Rules For Mistresses

Posted on April 23, 2015 by NiteFlirt
If you enter into a hot affair, it’s important to have some ground rules in place before deciding to become a mistress. And if you do decide to become “the other woman,” i.e., a sidepiece or mistress, it’s vital that you understand the terms of the deal. So here are the 5 rules you have to know before getting down to business as a mistress:
  1. If you’re the mistress, you may not be the only mistress
    Obviously, becoming the other woman doesn’t mean that you will be the only woman.
  2. Enjoy the stolen moments
    When engaging in a steamy affair as a mistress, it’s not necessary to focus on anything else other than having a sexy good time in the moment. Savor it, and don’t worry about what happens when you’re not together.
  3. Be comfortable with your role as the mistress—the main woman is not relevant
    There’s no reason to compare yourself to the wife or the main woman: if you’re the mistress, focus on enjoying yourself and having fun.
  4. Keep it positive
    When engaging in a “situationship,” keeping things positive, fun, and light is the only way to go. Remember that an affair is not a serious relationship—this is the joy of being the mistress, not the wife.
  5. Don’t get emotionally attached
    Being a mistress means being a sidepiece, and there’s no guarantee that will change. If you’re looking for something serious, steer clear of an affair.
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Erotic Hypnosis and Mind Control

Posted on April 22, 2015 by NiteFlirt

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You may already call Niteflirt for Femdom Erotic Hypnosis and Mind Control. Or you may be curious about hypnosis and mind control, but you haven’t pursued calling an Erotic Hypnotist or Mind Control Domme. Let me tell you what you will enjoy about hypnosis and mind control when you call me.

With hypnosis, it is not an impediment to feel that you are not hypno suggestible as far as your capability of going into a trance state. Even if you are absolutely 100% not hypno suggestible, you can still enjoy erotic hypnosis for relaxation and take pleasure in your fetish or fantasy at a level you may not have experienced before. Some men carry around the notion that they can’t be hypnotized because they feel like they have too much control over their mind or are too rational or analytical. This notion is a fallacy, because a mind that is overly in control, rational, and analytical needs an escape from the stress of these mental attributes. Erotic hypnosis is the perfect escape or mental vacation for individuals who are always in control, Alpha males, analytical thinkers, etc.

Mind Control is a bit more subversive. You may not even realize what is happening to you during a Mind Control phone sex call with me, but you will feel the reverberations within your mind. Mind control is also known as brainwashing. You may think you can resist an elite Femdom like me taking control of our mind, but you are already influenced by mind control techniques every day and you can, therefore, be influenced by more direct mind control. Your mind is bombarded daily by brainwashing messages and propaganda in advertising, the media, political speeches, sports, tv shows and movies. When you call me for a Brainwashing session, the focus of my mind control methods are more concentrated and coercive, and also seductive.

Hypnosis can include mind control elements, but the inverse is not necessarily true. Mind control does not depend on hypnosis. Hypnosis must include an induction of some type, even conversational, however, mind control does not require an induction to impact the flow and process of how it works. I have quite a few Niteflirt callers who enjoy mind control to effectively deepen the intensity of their fetish. Other callers seek to explore an alternate persona or more true self, such as having the psyche of a sissy instead of the mind of a man.

In addition to live Femdom Hypnosis and Mind Control sessions, I have also produced many hypnosis and mind control mp3 recordings. These are available for purchase via Niteflirt. Visit the mp3 feature display on my Niteflirt listing and read a description of each recording to see what might appeal to you. Just click to purchase and download — it’s that easy. I also produce custom Erotic Hypnosis and Mind Control files. If you have something specific in mind, call me to discuss your needs or send me a message here on Niteflirt.

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Camgirl Who Just Stares at the Camera Gains Legions of Fans

Posted on April 21, 2015 by NiteFlirt

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_magi_japanese_camgirlIn the olden days of the inter-webs, a camgirl had to actually do things to attract loyal followers. Camgirls might even need to turn on a 24-hour webcam to get attention and cash-money. But apparently these days, all a camgirl has to do to get hundreds of thousands of followers is to stare silently into a camera.

An adorable Japanese camgirl who goes by the name Magi earns her living by making one-minute videos of her literally staring into the camera. This camgirl’s appeal must have something to do with a kinky anime fetish, because her loyal fans all discuss how they want to fuck her in the comment threads while eagerly clicking on video after video of her just staring in silence and making cute expressions. She got 615,000 views on Youtube for one of these videos (watch below), which is enough viewers for her to make a living on YouTube as history’s first PG-13 camgirl.

Want to have some fun with one of our camgirls? We promise we’ll do more than just stare!

 

 

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Chiropractor Losses License For Offering Sex and Exorcisms to Patients

Posted on April 20, 2015 by NiteFlirt

www.niteflirt.com_hornydevils.jpgAn Iowa chiropractor, Charles Manuel, lost his license last month when the Iowa Board of Chiropractic found out that he was trading sex with his clients in exchange for services. Not only that, but allegedly he also performed exorcisms on them! Because, you know, getting your back re-aligned is just like exorcizing demons.

According to the settlement, he had sex with several of his patients, and even performed exorcisms on a few of them (is that a weird sex thing?). Thankfully, Manuel surrendered his license when the allegations surfaced, shocking Iowans with the scandalous news. Or maybe they were just flustered at having to find a new chiropractor/exorcist in town? You know what they say: a good exorcist is hard to find.

Looking to relieve some tension yourself? We’re no chiropractor/exorcist, but we can certainly help you to feel good all over!

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Foot Fetish Thief Is Stealing Women’s Shoes in NYC Subway

Posted on April 20, 2015 by NiteFlirt

A bizarre foot fetishist is yanking shoes right off women’s feet in NYC subway stations. According to the women whose shoes he’s stolen, the foot fetishist brazenly grabbed their shoes as they stood on the mezzanine and at the turnstiles before running away. Even stranger, the foot fetishist seems to have a penchant for only the women’s right shoe!

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Although the thief has very specific foot fetish tastes, he doesn’t seem to mind what type of shoe he steals. He gets off on high heels, sneakers, flats—according to NYPD, he likes them all. When law enforcement discussed this thief’s apparent foot fetish, one officer quipped, “If the shoe fits!”

How bizarre! Doesn’t this foot fetishist know he could have just called us instead of stealing women’s shoes?! We’re always happy to help fetishists remain law-abiding citizens!

 

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The One & Only Mary Carey…

Posted on April 19, 2015 by NiteFlirt

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Whether rooting her on in her quest to become governor of California, or just watching her being her gorgeous sexy self, you know you’re dying to talk to her…

Don’t wait. Mary would love to hear from you. Right here, on NiteFlirt.

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The New Brilliant Invention in Sex Toys: the Permanent Vibrator

Posted on April 18, 2015 by NiteFlirt

It might have taken us over 2 weeks to get this April Fools joke… but you have to admit it’s a great idea.  Even though sex toy manufacturers are creating smaller, couples-friendly vibrators for women to use during partner sex, there’s still the pesky problem of having to use one’s hands to keep the toy in place over the clit. And while hands-free vibrators will eventually start to become distributed to a sex shop near you, they’re so new that it’s too soon to say whether they will be good enough to replace tried-and-true vibrators. That’s why when Fun Factory announced a new product that will allow you to implant a vibrator conveniently inside you, the Orgasmia, we thought it was brilliant!  But alas, it’s not true.

The April Fools Day joke continues by saying that German doctors are creating the Orgasmia, a v-shaped vibrating implant, that will be able to reach the clit from inside the woman’s pussy! It can be controlled with Bluetooth technology, so you can access it with your phone or other Bluetooth devices. Not only that, but the vibrator is powered by the woman’s natural body heat, which means never having to change its batteries! The Orgasmia will cost around $6,500, and comes with a 20-year guarantee. That’s basically $325 a year – what a deal! Technology is amazing—especially when it comes (pun intended!) to creatively getting people off!

Sigh, if only this were true.

Good one Fun Factory, you got us! We can only hope that there’s a bit of truth in this joke!  Anyone know any German doctors with an interest in technology? Anyone?

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