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German Police Discover ‘Grenade’ Is Actually A Dildo

A German bomb squad got an X-rated surprise recently when investigating a suspected hand grenade. Authorities said a woman had reported finding a transparent bag containing the device a day earlier while on a jog in a forest. When the … Continue reading

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There’s A Mysterious Dick Monolith In Germany

A mysterious monolith in Utah has been in headlines lately, but now there’s another monolith that’s also, ahem, popped up. A wooden “phallus sculpture” was erected (pun intended) on a mountainside in Germany several years ago, which disappeared mysteriously before … Continue reading

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BDSM Cruise Ship Has Limited Fetishists Aboard This Year

Kinksters are continuing their tradition of partying on the “Torture Ship” in Germany. Typically, 600 passengers would board the BDSM boat, but no more than 250 people were allowed to take part this year because of Covid-19. Strict mask requirements … Continue reading

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Hamburg’s Prostitutes Protest The Closure Of The City’s Legal Brothels

Prostitutes demonstrated in Hamburg’s red light district to demand that Germany’s brothels be allowed to reopen after months of closures amid the coronavirus lockdown. The country, which has been widely praised for its rapid coronavirus response, is keeping brothels closed … Continue reading

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Sex Fetish Fans From Around The World Board The Annual ‘Torture Ship’ Cruise

Hundreds of BDSM enthusiasts in full fetish gear piled onto an erotic cruise ship for a kinky annual festival in Germany. Around 500 revellers in full bondage, gimp masks, horse heads and fishnet vests boarded the “Torture Ship,” which has set … Continue reading

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Inside Germany’s First Sex Doll Brothel

Germany has joined countries like Japan and Spain in offering a unique sex establishment: sex doll brothels. Bordoll is run by a young madam who operates a brothel and BDSM studio, which now offers clients the option of having sex … Continue reading

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Bandits Reportedly Execute Largest Sex Toy Heist In History

Germany is shocked to learn of a sex toy heist believed to be the largest ever in history. According to the NY Post, bandits “gave a vibrator company the shaft” recently when they snatched nearly $57,000 in erotic goods from … Continue reading

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Sex Toy Bomb Scare

Our friends over at Buzzfeed News posted a story about a bomb scare in Germany yesterday, and we had to share it with you. Why would you be interested in a bomb scare story? Because the bomb turned out to … Continue reading

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What Gets People Off at Sex Emporiums Around the World

International sex shops, just like the different cultures and people of various parts of the world, are unique and distinctive. Since every continent and country has their own naughty tastes and preferences when it comes to getting off, Vice decided … Continue reading

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