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A Suburban House With A Sex Dungeon Has Gone Viral

A Philadelphia real estate listing called “50 Shades of Maple Glen” has gone viral. The house boasts a lovely brick colonial with five bedrooms, an updated kitchen, and a “private adult sexual oasis” in the basement! It’s been viewed more than … Continue reading

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You Can Now Buy An Aquaman Dildo

You can now enjoy Aquaman in a much more intimate way. Sex toy company Geeky Sex Toys have just released AquaMoan, a silicone dildo which features a scaly texture and curves reminiscent of the Justice League hero. This is the … Continue reading

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Arizona Bill Would Tax Internet Porn To Fund Border Wall

An Arizona lawmaker is calling for a tax on internet porn to fund Trump’s proposed border wall. Introduced by Rep. Gail Griffin (R-Ariz.), House Bill 2444 would impose a $20 fee for anyone wishing to view adult content online. The legislation … Continue reading

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Donald Trump’s Televised Address Gets ‘Sex Tape Audio’ Edit

Many Americans opted not to watch President Donald Trump’s Oval Office address—including porn star Stormy Daniels, who live-streamed herself folding laundry during the speech. It seems people on Twitter had a more entertaining idea for how to watch the footage: … Continue reading

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Twitch User Banned After Streaming Himself Getting Oral Sex

Twitch was not pleased about a user receiving sexual pleasure on their site. A streamer named Etole11 appeared to show himself getting oral sex on a live broadcast, prompting the platform to ban him. The clip went viral on the … Continue reading

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Fetishist Caught Licking Doorbell For Hours

One family in California was very surprised by what they saw on their security camera—a strange man licking their doorbell. If that wasn’t weird enough, the doorbell licker allegedly licked the family’s device for over three hours. They spotted the … Continue reading

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Cardi B Was ‘Baptized’ By Offset’s Dick

Cardi B’s very public plea for sex with Offset ended with a happy ending—literally. The rapper took to the internet to describe how badly she wanted Offset’s dick to “demolish” and “destroy” her. The pair split, and Cardi B was clear … Continue reading

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Political Dominatrix Humiliates Conservative Submissives

A political dominatrix in the UK finds pleasure in humiliating her clients—who are all white, right-wing men. She exclusively dominates white conservatives, explaining “I could never be mean to someone who wasn’t white, because the world is run by white … Continue reading

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Jeff Bezos’ Sext Is Now A Meme

Jeff Bezos is much better at running a billion dollar empire than he is at sexting. According to the National Enquirer, Bezos sexted this to news anchor Lauren Sanchez: “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my … Continue reading

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Gay Men Caught Having Threesome On Subway

Three men who filmed themselves having an orgy on a London subway train in front of shocked passengers recently plead guilty to public indecency. It turns out one of the men is a gay porn actor who reportedly filmed the … Continue reading

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