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Pornhub Just Released A Very Raunchy Card Game

Posted on October 22, 2018 by NiteFlirt

Pornhub offered to make the already NSFW game Joking Hazard even racier. The porn mega-site combined forces with the popular game’s creators to bring you Stroking Hazard, a game with even more sexual innuendos. “The expansion pack includes 50 new … Continue reading →

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Popular Clit-Sucking Sex Toy Celebrates Its Anniversary

Posted on October 21, 2018 by NiteFlirt

Fan-favorite sex toy company Lelo is offering its Sona Clitoral Massager for half the price to celebrate the release of the popular vibrator’s anniversary. The eight-setting, waterproof toy uses sonic pulses to stimulate every part of the clit at the … Continue reading →

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There’s Now A Minimalist Sex Toy Brand

Posted on September 15, 2018 by NiteFlirt

If Marie Kondo ever made a line of sex products, it would probably look a lot like this new lifestyle brand. Maude has minimalist vibrators, condoms, and organic lubricants for your aesthetic and erotic pleasure. The gender neutral brand wants … Continue reading →

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This Beer Is Designed To Increase Your Sex Drive

Posted on September 11, 2018 by NiteFlirt

A new beer in the UK hopes to get Brits laid. The English pilsner called “Watercress Warrior” is promising to increase drinkers’ sex drive, according to its brewers. It’s made with watercress, hops and spring water to apparently increase vitality—and … Continue reading →

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There’s Now A Popular Robot Porn Comic

Posted on August 30, 2018 by NiteFlirt

One of the top projects on Kickstarter is a comic about sex robots, aptly called Sex Machine. It’s the fourth volume of the Smut Peddler series, which include erotica with non-human love interests like androids, cyborgs, and monsters. Described as … Continue reading →

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You Can Now Experience ‘Sex and the City’ In Virtual Reality Porn

Posted on July 29, 2018 by NiteFlirt

In a new “Sex and the City” porn parody, you can experience the show like you never have before—in virtual reality. The four-episode VR porn spoof allows you to literally enter the sex lives of TV’s favorite four girlfriends, Carrie … Continue reading →

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‘Ohnut’ Allows Women To Optimize Penetration During Sex

Posted on July 24, 2018 by NiteFlirt

We have great news for women who want more control during penetrative sex. There’s now a customizable wearable called Ohnut that allows women to optimize penetration for enhanced pleasure. The springy, stretchy rubber sex ‘donut’ could help the three-quarters of … Continue reading →

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There’s Now A Million-Dollar Vibrator

Posted on June 17, 2018 by NiteFlirt

Pearl Royale is promising “a million dollar orgasm” with its latest pricey sex toy, the million-dollar vibrator. “My inspiration was to create something that shows the value people place on sex,” says the sex toy’s creator. “[People] spend lots of … Continue reading →

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Bondage Mask Also Plays Music

Posted on June 15, 2018 by NiteFlirt

If you love music and fetish gear, we’ve got good news for you: there’s now BDSM-inspired headphones. “Arca, the Venezuelan producer and songwriter who’s collaborated with Kanye West and Björk, conceived a line of ‘Tormenta’ fetishwear alongside erotic fashion brand … Continue reading →

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The Erotic Carp Calendar Is Back And Better Than Ever

Posted on December 19, 2017 by NiteFlirt

If you’re looking for the perfect holiday gift for the All-American Man in your life, we’ve got just the thing for you. The Carponizer Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar is the “cult fishing calendar” that combines two of every man’s favorite … Continue reading →

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