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Man Arrested After Naked Yoga Session At The Gym

Everyone knows the best yoga is naked yoga. But apparently not everyone knows that you can be arrested for it in public. A 34-year-old man recently found out the hard way, after he stripped down at Planet Fitness and began … Continue reading

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Seth Rogan Taught Tom Cruise About Internet Porn

It’s hard to remember a time before internet porn. But as it turns out, back in 2006, a not-super-famous Seth Rogan introduced a very-very-famous Tom Cruise to XXX videos online. It was all revealed when Judd Apatow, who worked with … Continue reading

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There’s Now a Fortnite Porn Parody

If you’re a fan of the world’s most popular game, Fortnite, we’ve got good news for you: there’s now a porn parody! Fortnut combines all the things you love about the game with sleazy, hilarious sex. In other words, you … Continue reading

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Helen Mirren Uses Porcelain Dildo As Catherine The Great

History’s kinkiest Royal will be played by none other than Helen Mirren in the new Catherine the Great TV drama. Mirren will reportedly use a porcelain sex toy, said to be modeled on one of Queen Catherine’s many lovers. The … Continue reading

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Suburban Moms Reveal The Scandalous Places They’ve Had Sex

It seems moms in the suburbs are enjoying very frisky sex lives. A new sex survey reveals how much they fuck—and even all the naughty places they’ve fucked. About 80 per cent reported having sex at least once a month … Continue reading

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Gardener Fed Up With People Having Sex With His Lady Hedge

A gardener in the UK is not happy about the, ahem, popularity of his “hedge lady.” The sexy hedge sculpture on his lawn has been luring many townspeople—who routinely mount the ornate carving at all hours of the night. The … Continue reading

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Fetish Cosplay Game Banned From iPhones Comes To Nintendo Switch

Maybe they should change the name “Nintendo” to “The Big Nintend-Oh.” A game featuring a fetish model that was deemed too racy for iPhones has been picked up by Nintendo Switch. Launched by and featuring X-rated Japanese model Eri Katama, … Continue reading

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You Can Soon Have ‘Sex’ With Amazon’s Alexa

Everyone’s favorite virtual assistant will soon be able to assist in your sex life! Alexa, Amazon’s voice controlled AI, has made its way into the Lovense series of smart sex toys. Lovense toys can already be controlled remotely using an … Continue reading

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6 Nerdy Sex Toys

We’ve got just the thing to fulfill every Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerd’s hottest dreams: nerdy sex toys! Whether you’re a fan of Game Of Thrones or Star Wars, there’s a sex toy out there just waiting for you to unlock … Continue reading

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Teacher Turned Dominatrix Has Live-In Slaves Who Wait On Her Hand-And-Foot

A former schoolteacher turned her back on her job and her marriage to work as a dominatrix. Mistress Dahlia now happily lives with her boyfriend and her submissive “slaves,” who do anything she asks—in return for kinky “rewards.” Her current … Continue reading

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